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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 24, 2012 5:52:53 pm PST #18228 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't even imagine being able to fold in half like that. I am the opposite of bendy.


DavidS - Jan 24, 2012 5:55:17 pm PST #18229 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This one's for you, Hec.

Thank you! I remember when she was the hippie girl in Little Darlings.

She looks very smooth. t /Ice King


Kat - Jan 24, 2012 5:58:34 pm PST #18230 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Becoming bendy is actually easier than starting bendy and becoming strong.

Bakasana is my nemesis pose.

It's a physics problem. If you go forward, shoulders past wrist and keep looking forward not down, you'll have a great chance of going up. The problem is that your butt needs to be counterbalanced with the rest of your body so you have to move way far to the front, almost uncomfortably so. Also, try on two blocks and you'll have to go forward less.

The reason I couldn't be a yoga teacher is because I would never want to talk the hokum yoga talk about energy flow and that shit or even alignment. Instead, I say things like, One's ass is huge. If you want to be in a handstand that is more easily balanced, stick your butt, which is the center of your gravity, out more and you'll balance better.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2012 6:01:36 pm PST #18231 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Becoming bendy is actually easier than starting bendy and becoming strong

Is there a cap? Because I was definitely maintaining, and not getting more bendy. Once I hit my peak, which was pretty unwarmed up and unpropmpted at about age 19, I was never able to get more flexible with regular exercise and stretching.


Kat - Jan 24, 2012 6:02:24 pm PST #18232 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

sara, SPAIN! super exciting. I meant to say that earlier but forgot.

Fuck it. I'm going to bed.


lisah - Jan 24, 2012 6:03:59 pm PST #18233 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

One's ass is huge. If you want to be in a handstand that is more easily balanced, stick your butt, which is the center of your gravity, out more and you'll balance better.

Ha! I have definitely had teachers who have said things like this.

I've been trying to do bakasana for years (that's why it's called a "practice!") and I understand the physics of it but can't get my body to do it. BUT! I've never tried it with blocks. Where would they go?


sarameg - Jan 24, 2012 6:05:08 pm PST #18234 of 30001

On of my favorite instructions from the Y ( for the kids in lessons, learning backstroke) was "Tuck your butt up! Like you're holding in a poop!" It works!

I'm not sure my ass is my center of gravity, there isn't much of it. OTOH, the legginess probably makes up the difference with the bulky short torso.


Kat - Jan 24, 2012 6:05:16 pm PST #18235 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'd assume there is some kind of a finite stopping point for most people. But if you can move that just enough, it's satisfying.

I'm definitely much less flexible now -- I used to be able to clasp my hands behind my back and rotate my shoulders so that my hands ended at the front of my body without breaking the clasp, but there is no way I could do that now.

Also, my hamstrings are way tighter than they used to be, but still better than many (I can often get my nose to shin or knee).

My 6AM yoga practice, though is different completely than my 6 PM or even my 10:30 AM. With enough time, I might be more flexible depending on time of day?


billytea - Jan 24, 2012 6:08:33 pm PST #18236 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On of my favorite instructions from the Y ( for the kids in lessons, learning backstroke) was "Tuck your butt up! Like you're holding in a poop!" It works!

Well, that explains why Ryan has such poor yoga posture.


lisah - Jan 24, 2012 6:09:14 pm PST #18237 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

With enough time, I might be more flexible depending on time of day?

This is for sure true for me in terms of balance. My balance is never great but it is for total shit at my early morning classes.