I'd be willing to sit back and watch the boys fuck it out, though, so that's where we differ.

Weeeeeell, depending on the hottness of the boys, I could maybe be persuaded. But only if they acknowledged the attraction before we started getting busy.

No allowance for guys that won't pay noticeably more attention to either one?

see, I don't know that it's possible. Someone's always going to get the shaft (no pun intended).

Slightly less calming was the pair of jogging pants discarded down where the road runs past the water access

I'm always baffled by abandoned clothing. Wasn't someone using those? Aren't they cold now? I have witnessed incidents of a car full of young idiots who get someone's shoes/pants/hat etc. and fling it out the window to shrieking laughter (and am thrilled to never having known people like that personally at any age). I've never assumed foul play, though. I lead a more sheltered life than I thought.

Sounds like the solution for you is girl/girl/girl threesomes, Vortex! :)

,,,ok, maybe there's a flaw in that plan.

Just a tiny one :)

Took the dogs for a walk in the park, and... got lost. We've been walking/running in this park weekly (at least) for nearly twenty years, so it's a bit embarrassing. Granted, "Sunset Trail" is easily confused with "Sunset Loop Trail". Still: ended up with a lot more hill than intended, which was probably good for me.

Now I have to find a smog test place that's open on a Sunday. Bah.

I would definitely take flying: for one thing that would make climbing a lot easier. Also skiing: no lift tickets necessary!

how was he supposed to know ER was short for Emergency Room

I once had an issue with a cab driver in DC when I was trying to get to National Rehab and he kept trying to take me to Children's National. They're in the same hospital complex, but on opposite sides. It was the most bizarre conversation. "I want to go to National Rehab." "Children's National? OK." "No, National Rehab." "OK." And we get there, and he keeps following the signs to Children's National. So I figure maybe it's the word "Rehab" that's throwing him off, so I try saying, "No, National Rehabilitation Hospital. See, that sign says it's to the right." "OK, Children's National," and turns to the left.

Who was looking for photobooks? Mixbook is having a 30% off sale right now (ends tomorrow) - the promo code is BOOK30 and you can import pics from Flickr. I just ordered Aeryn Year One books for both sets of grandparents, took me about 20 minutes to put together.

I would take the threesomes only because I don't like heights.

Someone's always going to get the shaft (no pun intended).

I think if you're all decent people with a well-balanced dynamic, there's no reason that has to be true without resorting to a stopwatch.

But, then again, I might be having a hard time seeing it, since I don't have a problem with either being the least hot or the least paid attention to. As long as I get to get my rocks off and get other people's rocks off, I don't really mind. Assuming they're both attracted enough to me to get our clothes off at the same time, anyway.

Wasn't someone using those? Aren't they cold now?

Maybe not right at the time. People could have lost them while they weren't wearing them.

he hadn't been in America long?

I love how the dispatcher said "You're a cab driver. Work it out." Never mind look at his GPS. Is that breaking people of actual mapreading nowadays? If the voice doesn't take them straight there (which it didn't), are the lost automatically?

When do the football games start today? I am trying to time my grocery trip correctly.