From a fortune cookie:
A modest man never talks to himself.
I don't get it.
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 21, 2012 4:22:07 pm PST #17677 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
msbelle - Jan 21, 2012 4:38:56 pm PST #17678 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
We do nothing for Valentine's Day. I am so happy about that.
Man, Newt winning SC is a good thing, but it makes me sick to my stomach a bit.
Sheryl - Jan 21, 2012 4:39:28 pm PST #17679 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Welcome Samuel!
Amy - Jan 21, 2012 4:39:40 pm PST #17680 of 30001
Because books.
Not even in school, msbelle?
msbelle - Jan 21, 2012 4:40:55 pm PST #17681 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
nope. According to mac, none of his classes have done the boxes like we used to do where kids all put cards in for each other. If they do and he just doesn't tell me he still does not want to take cards.
Consuela - Jan 21, 2012 4:41:24 pm PST #17682 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Welcome, Samuel! May the world be your oyster!
sarameg - Jan 21, 2012 4:45:19 pm PST #17683 of 30001
FTR, eyeball scratches really fucking hurt. And yes, I could've gone in today. I've just got this wait-24hrs (unless bleeding or the internet tells you you're gonna die) gene. Sometimes to my detriment. But in this case, only detriment is the pain. Especially since I'm already on antibs, floating ruthlessly through my system.
Oh, and if you want to amuse your kids, I'm wearing an eyepatch.
msbelle - Jan 21, 2012 5:06:43 pm PST #17684 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
huh, so that was Bridesmaids. nomination talk, really? huh.
sarameg - Jan 21, 2012 5:31:11 pm PST #17685 of 30001
Monovision is strange.
quester - Jan 21, 2012 5:32:49 pm PST #17686 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Welcome Samuel!
I once accidently combed my eye. I'm not quite sure how it happened but my lack of proper coordination can be incredible. Scratched the white part of my eye, hurt like hell but was not serious. Just stupid.
Speaking of stupid injuries, my latest was from walking full speed into the corner of a pillar. I hit my eyebrow, bent and scratched my glasses and have a spectacular bruise on my right boob. I had to explain it to my boss who found me reeling in the hallway clutching my eye. I wasn't about to clutch my boob, though it really hurt more.
At least I haven't passed out yet. That's my ultimate stupid human trick.