Hee. Only a little kid gets punished with risotto.
I also realize punishing him with the food I want him to eat rather than the food he wants to eat will backfire on me.
Oh he made me angry this morning.
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jan 19, 2012 5:09:35 am PST #17168 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2012 5:09:56 am PST #17169 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Emmett just texted me that his train to school was delayed because some nimrod drove their SUV down into the Muni tunnel.
Which, according to JZ, is the second time that's happened in the last couple years.
Yeah, I think that happened once or twice when I lived in SF.
ChiKat - Jan 19, 2012 5:11:38 am PST #17170 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Today is my day of 6 one act play performances. Yep. You read that right. SIX different plays performed all in one day. My first period class has already performed so I only have 5 left. I thought 1st period was going to be an utter trainwreck but they pulled it out much better than I thought they would. I still think if they had pulled their shit together before TODAY, they could have been a lot better, but at least they didn't embarrass themselves.
Five more to go!
I am officially a crazy person for attempting this.
billytea - Jan 19, 2012 5:15:36 am PST #17171 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Billytea, does the Lion's Mane Jellyfish really exist?
It does! And is awesome! (And yet, less dangerous than the quite tiny irukandji.) It is not, however, the longest animal on earth; a specimen of a nemertean worm called the bootlace worm once washed ashore in Scotland, that measured 55 metres long. And maybe 10 cm wide.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 19, 2012 5:15:58 am PST #17172 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Steph, I don't think I would have minded a "Thanks!"- it was the "Good Job!" Seriously, even though I don't often wash dishes, I am capable of doing a decent job-- it is pretty hard to do a bad job unless you have vision problems or are paying no attention.
Jessica - Jan 19, 2012 5:16:15 am PST #17173 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Which, according to JZ, is the second time that's happened in the last couple years.
Seems to me some kind of "PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE YOUR CAR INTO THIS TUNNEL" sign is in order.
Bah, I don't want to spend more money on this car. Maybe I'll just start keeping a mini scraper in the glove compartment.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2012 5:18:49 am PST #17174 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Seems to me some kind of "PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE YOUR CAR INTO THIS TUNNEL" sign is in order.
This is the tunnel entrance that usually confuses the tourists. It's integrated into the street intersection. Though it looks like a train station to me.
Maybe that's the problem? People that aren't used to street trolleys at all?
brenda m - Jan 19, 2012 5:20:08 am PST #17175 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"GOOD JOB NOT DRIVING YOUR CAR INTO THIS TUNNEL!"
DavidS - Jan 19, 2012 5:22:17 am PST #17176 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"GOOD JOB NOT DRIVING YOUR CAR INTO THIS TUNNEL!"
Clearly we just need to get Sophia's ex to come to SF and give the tourists lots of positive reinforcement.
"Way to go! You didn't car-door the bike messenger!"
Jessica - Jan 19, 2012 5:22:52 am PST #17177 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"GOOD JOB NOT DRIVING YOUR CAR INTO THIS TUNNEL!"
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