Huh. If the approval comes through, work might be sending me to Spain for a week. Huh.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2012 10:04:35 am PST #17035 of 30001
tommyrot - Jan 18, 2012 10:06:19 am PST #17036 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wonkette covers some Santorum scandal: [link]
They highlighted the following sentence in a newspaper article:
Santorum formed the Creamcup Trust with James Sack....
Yes, I am still 12.
Jessica - Jan 18, 2012 10:08:13 am PST #17037 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Santorum formed the Creamcup Trust with James Sack....
You can't make this shit up.
(Sorry. SORRY. I had to.)
Sophia Brooks - Jan 18, 2012 10:08:58 am PST #17038 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am also apparently still twelve, because I just snort/laughed in my office.
Consuela - Jan 18, 2012 10:10:22 am PST #17039 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
If the approval comes through, work might be sending me to Spain for a week. Huh.
So cool! Where?
Maria - Jan 18, 2012 10:13:06 am PST #17040 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Awesome, sarameg! Need a translator?
I apologize on behalf of Italians everywhere. Apparently certain caricatures do exist in real life. He "accidently" fell into a lifeboat. First Berlusconi, now Schettino. Why can't everyone remember the DeFalcos instead? [link]
Jessica - Jan 18, 2012 10:14:52 am PST #17041 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
He "accidently" fell into a lifeboat.
Oh god, I was just reading about that. I swear, officers, I only accidentally abandoned ship and left dozens of people to die! And I totally meant to go back but it was all dark and stuff!
Maria - Jan 18, 2012 10:17:16 am PST #17042 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I swear, officers, I only accidentally abandoned ship and left dozens of people to die! And I totally meant to go back but it was all dark and stuff!
Have you read the transcripts? That's almost verbatim. Not kidding.
Cowardly piece of shit.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 10:22:04 am PST #17043 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ita !, have you found the setting on tumblr to unblackout yourself?
Here is the settings page, which is linked to from the page starting with [link]
Raising Hope is killing me. I really need to get back to work.
Amy - Jan 18, 2012 10:23:58 am PST #17044 of 30001
Because books.
Spain! My father not-so-secretly wants to ditch it all and move to Spain to live on the water, but my mom is like, "Uh, not so much." They did love it when my brother was stationed over there in Rota.
Cowardly piece of shit.
Seriously. How do you live with yourself? This is your JOB.