And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 18, 2012 4:50:58 am PST #16946 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I feel badly about how little I pay for insurance ($14/month) except that it used to be free, and we were told the reason we made less money was that we had such great benefits. Then our salaries were frozen for 2 years, we had to start paying for insurance, the tuition benefits regulations became very stringent, we have to pay for parking (more than for insurance in fact).

I have to choose a student worker and I don't want to. They all seem good. I feel pressure to pick a girl who already works in the research department, and worked for me a bit on loan, but she did this weird thing before Christmas where she told me she was to go home after working for me, and she told the other department she was staying late for me.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 4:55:30 am PST #16947 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, Perkins, you have so much going on right now. Make sure you take it easy, okay. It's a lot to handle.

Negative dreams last night, the sort where you aren't mad at the insomnia, but you still realise you have to get right back to bed or otherwise...well, there's a bit of otherwise going on. Man, I feel awful.

Gawker posted a picture of the guy who runs Pinkberry, who's been accused of some startling violence (jumping out of his car and beating a homeless man with a tire iron because he was offended by his tattoo), and people are saying the weirdest things about him. At least, I want to believe they're weird. He's a man of average looks, in a picture where he's neither smiling nor frowning. He's wearing a button down shirt that's unbuttoned, no tie, a black suit jacket with grey stripes, and you can just see the tips of his pocket squares.

He looks like a gangster and someone who'd fight Neo in The Matrix. What does that last one even mean? Sure, if he was wearing sunglasses, I could kind of get it, but...


Sophia Brooks - Jan 18, 2012 4:57:42 am PST #16948 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

He looks like a gangster and someone who'd fight Neo in The Matrix. What does that last one even mean? Sure, if he was wearing sunglasses, I could kind of get it, but...

Maybe they only see Asians wearing suits in movies about the asian mafia? Because he looks fairly nondescript to me.,


Kate P. - Jan 18, 2012 4:58:26 am PST #16949 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Perkins, I'm so sorry.

Um, have people seen this video of Benedict Cumberbatch dancing?

Aaaaaaahhhhhh! *flails* Being able to watch that video is already the best thing about working from home today.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2012 5:00:16 am PST #16950 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, Perkins.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 5:00:57 am PST #16951 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Were there Asian agents in The Matrix? I remember Hugo Weaving and random bad guys like the ghost twins fighting Keanu.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 18, 2012 5:03:33 am PST #16952 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Were there Asian agents in The Matrix? I remember Hugo Weaving and random bad guys like the ghost twins fighting Keanu.

Not that I remember. But pretty much any man in a dark suit and sunglasses will look like either a Matrix agent or a Blues Brother, depending on build. But, he isn't wearing sunglasses, so I got nothing.


Fred Pete - Jan 18, 2012 5:07:59 am PST #16953 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

All sympathies, Perkins.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2012 5:13:50 am PST #16954 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But pretty much any man in a dark suit and sunglasses will look like either a Matrix agent or a Blues Brother, depending on build.

Now I wanna see a Matrix / Blues Brothers crossover movie. Just a bunch of guys in dark suits and sunglasses fighting. And Carrie Fisher with a flamethrower.


hippocampus - Jan 18, 2012 5:14:23 am PST #16955 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

where she told me she was to go home after working for me, and she told the other department she was staying late for me.

that seems odd. Less odd than what I thought it was originally - telling each dept. she was working for the other. Still - odd?