Scrappy, I'm sorry.
'Safe'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
woah woah woah woah...is Focus on the Family really running a commercial that seems to sound inclusive?!?!?
I'm sorry, Scrappy.
I swim 13 & 1/6 vigorous miles a week.
I just pulled a muscle squeezing dishsoap.
Oh, dear. Back muscle?
I sliced my finger open pushing an elevator button this week.
Oh damn, Scrappy. I'm so sorry.
I sliced open my thumb fiddling with scotch tape the other week.
ION, what is up with the modern world? My friend just told me she wrote an angry message to her partner, but put it in a QR code to "take away the seriousness." Oh, OK.
Sorry about all the bad news, Scrappy.
Forearm.
And I'm sporting numerous bruises from dumb shit, like turning in my chair and whacking my leg into the open drawer or misjudging my balance by the front door and staggering my ass into the porch railing. Even the guard at the pool winced at that one, where it has bled below the line of my suit.