Um, you guys, really I was just looking to categorize your sexual identification for HR, not actually keep track of each person's specific crushes.

I found out from my boss that it stands for Pediatric IVs.

Wow, that's not fun at all.

Texts From Cephalopods.

Ha ha ha!

Tenterhooks, for those who have always wondered.

thanks Bev

Sending you much ~ma, lisah

Ah, Lisa, best thoughts to you and Swifty.

Much ~ma to you and Swifty, lisah.

Much -ma to you and Bob and Swifty, lisah

All good thoughts to you and Swifty, lisah.

Perry pivots away from Romney to Focus on Defense

This is a serious political article that is made hilarious by the details.

Highlights:

Fresh off a visit to a local shooting range, Rick Perry stopped by a packed restaurant in South Carolina

I think it's funny how Perry can't keep guns out of his campaign. Well, I suppose it is the primary so these things are necessary.

Much of the antigovernment message present in Perry’s stump speech seemed to go over well with the crowd at the Squat N' Gobble restaurant

I really don't think I need to say anything here.

Mulvaney praised Perry as “the right man to lead the nation,” then gave him a backhanded compliment by promising voters that the Perry they were about to see “is not the man . . . you saw in the debates.”

I love the backhanded compliment here.

After Perry left, walking by a mannequin wearing a Squat N’ Gobble T-shirt whose hand was raised above her head – a hand Perry tried to call on during a question-and-answer period -- a spirited discussion broke out in the restaurant, with some patrons waving Nobama ’12 bumper stickers. It was resolved, it seemed, after they determined that someone had left without paying their bill – and a Perry staffer agreed to pick up the tab.

Calling on the mannequin and that the spirited discussion turned out to be that someone didn't pay their bill, rather than Perry's message.

Lots of ~ma for you and Swifty, lisah.