I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Jan 09, 2012 11:23:59 am PST #15349 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Just remember, you don't want to name a cat or dog anything that would get you funny looks when you run around the neighborhood calling its name.

As my friend discovered many years ago, walking around her apartment complex trying to find her cat. "Here, Crackhead!"


Lee - Jan 09, 2012 11:24:11 am PST #15350 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Secret message to -t EVIL!

Though Troy does think all dogs are boys and all cats are girls so maybe puppies are more fitting.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 09, 2012 11:26:11 am PST #15351 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

And now I'm wondering if Coover's name was originally Cooter.

I actually thought it was Cooter for awhile. But that takes me to a Dukes of Hazard place as well.


Lee - Jan 09, 2012 11:26:21 am PST #15352 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Also, all of the work I have left to do is gross and I don't want to do it.


Vonnie K - Jan 09, 2012 11:26:53 am PST #15353 of 30001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

That's a lovely bag!

Isn't it great? I got it from Banana Republic during one of their "40% off" promotions and it's probably the lowest cost-per-wear item I have in my entire possession, since I've carried it practically every day since and have taken it to everywhere. Including to London and Paris a couple of months ago. It's a workhorse bag and I don't want it to die! Plus, you can wear taupe with brown OR black, and I'm too lazy to switch out bags in the morning to coordinate with different outfits. Bah.

I guess I can just keep carrying it close to my body and not let anybody see the back of it.


Cass - Jan 09, 2012 11:32:16 am PST #15354 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Charles Barksley?

My next pet is supposed to be a Barkley. I've been told it's a bad name for a cat so maybe a fish.


Toddson - Jan 09, 2012 11:33:27 am PST #15355 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Vonnie, you might also try saddle soap - but, as Maria suggested, try before doing the entire bag.


Vonnie K - Jan 09, 2012 11:33:29 am PST #15356 of 30001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Regardless, I'd use Apple Leather Care products.

Thank you! That's very helpful. Although I admit, the first thought that crossed my mind was "wow, I didn't know Steve Jobs had branched out into cleaning products."

I tried one of those drug-store cleaning sponge things, and it caused a big patch of discoloration in the bottom of the bag, so check, on testing it first before using!


Maria - Jan 09, 2012 11:42:07 am PST #15357 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Good luck! The back of the bag is not that bad, so you should be able to make it less noticeable.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 09, 2012 11:53:52 am PST #15358 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think someone at my uni's employee assistance program reads Hyperbole and and Half. In the newsletter, in an article about budgeting, they write

"Without a budget, you risk spending all the money and not saving enough"