No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2012 4:21:37 pm PST #14642 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

THE GUN WASN'T LOADED. OMG.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2012 4:21:52 pm PST #14643 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Rick Santorum quotes as New Yorker cartoons.


Kat - Jan 05, 2012 4:31:07 pm PST #14644 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

And I wasn't playing scrabble!


Kat - Jan 05, 2012 4:31:24 pm PST #14645 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But the gun WAS in a locked closet that we broke into?


le nubian - Jan 05, 2012 4:31:42 pm PST #14646 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Sounds like you all should be playing Clue!


sarameg - Jan 05, 2012 4:31:59 pm PST #14647 of 30001

I couldn't remember if you were or not. I think I was afraid you would join in.


sarameg - Jan 05, 2012 4:32:18 pm PST #14648 of 30001

EXACTLY.


Amy - Jan 05, 2012 4:32:31 pm PST #14649 of 30001
Because books.

Allyson, in the kitchen, with the candlestick ...


sarameg - Jan 05, 2012 4:33:45 pm PST #14650 of 30001

lori, outside with fire. Me, with a headcold from hell. TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND!


Kat - Jan 05, 2012 4:35:11 pm PST #14651 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I am innocent!