Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jan 05, 2012 12:11:16 pm PST #14593 of 30001
brillig

I don't have to be personally responsible for the survival of literature after the end of the world as we know it, at least as long as the power holds out.

I have that worry, that everything I've got is depending on electricity.

I figure if the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm going to find a defensible library and load up with ammunition to shoot both the zombies and the hordes that think books will make great fuel.


Toddson - Jan 05, 2012 12:14:16 pm PST #14594 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A local columnist, after seeing a film clip of a panda gnawing on bones, has said (jokingly, I assume) that he's working on the script for a movie to be called "Zombie Pandas of the Apocalypse".


smonster - Jan 05, 2012 12:21:04 pm PST #14595 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

However, the one thing that counteracts that is to give her a bezoar. No wait, that's what we should give to smonster.

Why do I get a bezoar?

javachik, I'm sorry to hear that things are so crap at your company.

Consuela, I just don't even know.

Pretty much slept all day, except for answering work calls and texts. Am eating a bit of cheese, and then I have to start cleaning for friend arrival in less than two hours.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2012 12:22:26 pm PST #14596 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do I get a bezoar?

It counteracts poison (in Harry Potter), so I presume it'd clean up your gutty wuts too.


smonster - Jan 05, 2012 12:24:49 pm PST #14597 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh. I went to a "Bad Eggs" place.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2012 12:26:29 pm PST #14598 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh. I went to a "Bad Eggs" place.

I always wondered why that creepy monster was called a bezoar. It's nothing like a bezoar.

Although I assume the polgara demon is nothing like Polgara.


Atropa - Jan 05, 2012 12:30:06 pm PST #14599 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I always wondered why that creepy monster was called a bezoar. It's nothing like a bezoar.

Thank you, it's good to know I wasn't the only one wondering this.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2012 12:51:40 pm PST #14600 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Although I assume the polgara demon is nothing like Polgara.

You haven't spent quality time with her.

A co-worker just made me google a fact because he said I was wrong. OMG, don't start a fist fight in my place of business. I damned well know a complex carb when I eat one. He asked me why I was competitive. I told him "because I woke up this morning."


Cass - Jan 05, 2012 12:54:02 pm PST #14601 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

He asked me why I was competitive. I told him "because I woke up this morning."

Okay, I'm laughing.


Sheryl - Jan 05, 2012 12:59:42 pm PST #14602 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Gotta pack tonight. Heading to Atlanta tomorrow for a con.