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Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


javachik - Jan 05, 2012 10:21:16 am PST #14560 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

So, our company is in GREAT upheaval right now, which I can't go into. It's been hell.

BUT I though you'd appreciate this: we have all new marketing people and the new director scrapped the entire Polar Bear campaign immediately. Not only did we hear from the FDA that we should not use "put pain into hibernation" as a selling phrase, but the new marketing director was like, "Polar bears don't hibernate! This is idiotic."

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2012 10:25:06 am PST #14561 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Not only did we hear from the FDA that we should not use "put pain into hibernation" as a selling phrase,

Now I want to come up with wacky marketing plans for this: Give pain an atomic wedgie! Go ahead, pain; make my day! [Note: may be a copyright issue.] This product will fuck pain UP, for real, man!

...this is why I am not in marketing.

but the new marketing director was like, "Polar bears don't hibernate! This is idiotic."

Hahahaha, nice!


JZ - Jan 05, 2012 10:26:15 am PST #14562 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

javachik, that is FUCKING BRILL.


javachik - Jan 05, 2012 10:29:37 am PST #14563 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I know it's 2 YEARS later and all, but I am definitely chanting "ItoldyousoItoldyousoItoldyouso...." under my breath.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2012 10:29:46 am PST #14564 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not only did we hear from the FDA that we should not use "put pain into hibernation" as a selling phrase, but the new marketing director was like, "Polar bears don't hibernate! This is idiotic."

Pedantry FTW!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2012 10:30:23 am PST #14565 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I know it's 2 YEARS later and all, but I am definitely chanting "ItoldyousoItoldyousoItoldyouso...." under my breath.

As you should.


-t - Jan 05, 2012 10:31:16 am PST #14566 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"Dr." is a title, but "Doctor" is the character's name.

That's very rational, but I like to abbreviate "William" to "Wm" so I'm not sure I can fully sign off on that reasoning. Note, I do write out "Doctor" but I can't explain why.


Jesse - Jan 05, 2012 10:31:40 am PST #14567 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's so great. Validation!


JenP - Jan 05, 2012 10:33:18 am PST #14568 of 30001

I write it out, too, and I think it's because I figured out that's what most, or possibly all, of you people do.

javachick, ha!!


Calli - Jan 05, 2012 10:38:33 am PST #14569 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, javachik, even if it was a long time coming.

I'm sure that if I commuted on public transportation I would appreciate the convenience of the Kindle much more.

That's where I really like my e-reader--portability. I carry it in my purse and read novels over my lunch hour at work, while I'm waiting on an oil change, when I'm waiting for friends to show up at the movies, etc. I'm never caught without a book.