Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 02, 2012 5:53:57 am PST #14001 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I beat the Akinator with Ben Browder, although his name was in its database already.


Jesse - Jan 02, 2012 5:54:15 am PST #14002 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Will Barnes & Noble still exchange any random book?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 02, 2012 6:04:23 am PST #14003 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In other news, I parlayed my pissed-off-at-lying-douch anger over driving 80 miles to be stood up last night into 3 miles around the lake at a quarter til You Should Still Be In Bed this morning.

Based on how nice the weather was the last couple of days I thought it would be a pleasant brisk walk, but my miscalulation was driven home to me when I passed the puddles that were still iced over.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2012 6:20:42 am PST #14004 of 30001
brillig

So I decided to see how long it would take Akinator to guess "your husband", and it took about 18 questions--and the picture it pulled up at the end was a naked rugby player with a carefully-positioned rugby ball in his lap. I am amused.


le nubian - Jan 02, 2012 6:26:27 am PST #14005 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Damn Matt.

At least you got 3 miles in but how shitty.


JZ - Jan 02, 2012 6:29:07 am PST #14006 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Damn, Matt, I'm sorry. What a missing-out-on-a-gem asshole that guy is. If he ever makes an attempt at amends, I hope you (a) make it clear that he's the one doing the 80 miles this time, and (b) let him make the trek and then mysteriously never appear your own damn self.

The Akinator took 26 guesses to arrive at Sophie from Sophie's Choice; disturbingly, she was its second guess, after Mary from There's Something About Mary.


§ ita § - Jan 02, 2012 6:30:30 am PST #14007 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

as soon as the "Is your character Canadian?" came up, I knew it had gotten it.

Yeah, once we got to angel with a tie, I knew there wasn't much competition left.

Msbelle, did you offend me yesterday? I hate to feel left out of this shit.

Matt that's sure getting back on the horse. Speaking of which, JESSE, if cowgirls hate America, the terrorists have won.


Tom Scola - Jan 02, 2012 6:33:29 am PST #14008 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Sorry, Matt.

The first time I selected Lynda Barry, and it guessed Alison Bechdel. Close, but no cigar. The second time I chose Bruce Timm, and it guess Ira Glass!


msbelle - Jan 02, 2012 6:39:44 am PST #14009 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I thought I might have.


Ginger - Jan 02, 2012 6:44:06 am PST #14010 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'd rather your three miles had been fueled by sometime else, Matt, but go you!

I'm so sleepy. If I post a group of random letters, you'll know my head hit the keyboard.

I see that Pasadena has Chamber of Commerce weather for the parade. Beavers vs Ducks makes me laugh, though. It sounds like a You Tube video.