It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Typo Boy - Dec 26, 2011 9:12:42 pm PST #13189 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Has anyone pointed out to her that she could start saving money on the rent right away and still get married on the original schedule? Most married people I know started saving money on the rent well before the wedding, in some cases decades before.


javachik - Dec 26, 2011 9:13:48 pm PST #13190 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Very practical! Plus, small intimate wedding right away is much cheaper than a planned Summer wedding!


aurelia - Dec 26, 2011 10:02:58 pm PST #13191 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Has anyone pointed out to her that she could start saving money on the rent right away and still get married on the original schedule?

I'm sure she's afraid of scandalizing the (Southern Baptist) family. If she asked me I'd tell her to go ahead and shack up, but I don't expect anyone to ask for my opinion.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2011 3:13:03 am PST #13192 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I took the taxi home from my appendectomy at 14 because I was tired of spending time in hospital, and could not be arsed to wait until I was officially discharged (or given my antibiotics script, for that matter). Simpler then, not to get the fam to pick me up. Worked out just fine, and started a long history of cabs to and from the hospital, bleeding or not.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 27, 2011 4:26:00 am PST #13193 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

We totally kept my ex-aunt-in-law in the divorce. We liked her better. We kept her.

When one of my uncles got divorced in his midlife crisis after decades of marriage, we kept our aunt as part of the family in her own right. The new girlfriend didn't become part of the family in the same way, and was kind of outraged that she wasn't the one treated as the grieving widow a few years later at his funeral. (Whatevs, losing the father of your children trumps losing the boyfriend your lack of support helped send on his downward spiral, Ms. Cheap Substitute.)


Theodosia - Dec 27, 2011 4:29:46 am PST #13194 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I can't imagine a hospital discharging a 13yo unaccompanied, into a cab these days. I suspect that CPS would get involved, so there's that.


Theodosia - Dec 27, 2011 4:34:11 am PST #13195 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I've privately told my SIL that no matter what happens to her marriage she'll be part of my family. Not that it's been necessary, but since my brother was going through a fraught (inpatient alcoholism treatment) time it seemed like a good thing to remind her that she was free to make her own decisions without fear of losing our side of the family's support.


quester - Dec 27, 2011 5:15:28 am PST #13196 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I think any of my siblings would pick me up. They don't always like me, but they wouldn't leave me stranded.

A pox on Sumi's brother! Not on, dude!


Strix - Dec 27, 2011 5:17:05 am PST #13197 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all!

Merry holiday aftermath!

I caught up in Natter when we got home last night, but I was too tired to post. Sumi, that's terrible. Your bro needs a little nad jab.

Amy, I LOVE the "12 Days of Buffistamas!" We should film it and watch it every year...

Lessee, Xmas was great! M was disappointed we didn't have a white Christmas, but it was sunny and clear the WHOLE time we were traveling, so Dan and I were thrilled with that.

My in-law's are really nice people, and we had fun at their house. My MIL introduced me to candy cane martinis, with are quite yummy, as well as festive. Dan was googly-eyed with tech lust [link] as he got a slammin' surround-sound system for the TV. He plans on putting it up tonight, and we are gonna test drive it with Thor tonight. I got him and M the 4-7 Harry Potter Wii game, and he got the Avengers coffee mug from me, the caffiene molecule travel mug from my mom, t-shirt material sheets, and a really nice sweater and cords from Banana Republic from my sister, who took him shopping to get the size right. Plus other assorted geekery. Best thing I ever did was pointing my mom at ThinkGeek.com

I got this: [link] from ThinkGeek from mom (IT IS SO CUTE!) and M got a Lego Star Wars alarm clock from there that's out of stock now -- my mom starts shopping in January, yo. He aso maxed out on Angry Birds: [link] and [link]

I got the freaking metallic Smashbox cream eyeline palette, WOO, and some other stuff, including a shitton of owl stuff and the new coat I've been wanting! [link] and [link]

Also, Wii Jeopardy is very frustrating the first time you play it, but then it just addictive. As a team, Dan and I KICKED ASS. Directly competing with each other, though, it could destroy our marriage....

Today is The Great Clean Up, Target run, Eyemaster's run (M's glasses arm broke, and grocery store run.)

I slept like a frickin' ROCK last night.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2011 5:19:30 am PST #13198 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does this look like me: [link] ? My sister thinks she looks like me. All can see are the differences.