It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Dec 24, 2011 6:47:18 pm PST #12997 of 30001

I'm not a doctor, but it is my considered opinion that stabbing yourself in the face will make your overall head hurt more.

I was too spent to make egg nog (which actually doesn't look hard at all), but I am eating peppermint bark made for me by my nephew. Yum. I will make egg nog tomorrow, I've decided.


Steph L. - Dec 24, 2011 6:50:21 pm PST #12998 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm not a doctor, but it is my considered opinion that stabbing yourself in the face will make your overall head hurt more.

But the stabbing would be to STAB THE PAIN.


JenP - Dec 24, 2011 6:51:44 pm PST #12999 of 30001

I remain skeptical.


beth b - Dec 24, 2011 6:52:35 pm PST #13000 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Christmas eve

coffee at the local coffee shop

brunch at a friends that included many mimosas and at ;east 6 kids under 3 -- they like Matt's guitar,

napping and reading

then over to a friends house for mulled wine and snacks.

and I enjoyed the 12 days very much


Steph L. - Dec 24, 2011 6:52:38 pm PST #13001 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Stabbing the pain kills it. I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE.


beth b - Dec 24, 2011 6:55:04 pm PST #13002 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

now the kitten is biting Matt's feet

I do have a friend who's uncle recommended at 2 by 4 to the back of the head as a cure - or at least a distraction from a sinus headache


SuziQ - Dec 24, 2011 6:56:49 pm PST #13003 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm ready to kick the kids to bed (or at least banish them to their rooms). My shoulder isn't happy and I want to apply drugs. But first I must, ummm, take care of a few things before tomorrow morning.

I tried to call my dad today and we played phone tag. I haven't actually talked with the man since before Thanksgiving, just phone tag. I want to know if my package made it to him as it had a treat in it for tonight. Also, we haven't gotten anything from him - no package, no Christmas card, no nothing - which is not normal. Has made today feel odd. I miss my mom and I can't connect with my dad.

Steph, no stabbination. We like you face as is.


Liese S. - Dec 24, 2011 6:57:04 pm PST #13004 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

So meara does this mean you're in Indy? I mean, not that I have time to see you or anything since the family schedule is insano, but I could sort of feel generally happy you're in the vicinity!

But it was a nice night, actually, mostly. And tomorrow should be mostly about food, so.


JenP - Dec 24, 2011 6:59:30 pm PST #13005 of 30001

I bow to your drug knowledge, but I refuse to be swayed by your wacky, new age, alternative treatment recommendations.

I keep forgetting to say, The Twelve Days is awesome!


sarameg - Dec 24, 2011 8:35:25 pm PST #13006 of 30001

Technically Xmas here, so merry Christmas ! Brother and I were up way too late talking and drinking . I LOVE talking to my bro.

Unfortunately, the kids will wake up damn early and I'm sleeping next to the tree.

Wish me luck!