It's a little early, but tomorrow morning will likely be crazy. Merry Christmas, Buffistas! -----
On the first day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
An echidna in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Three corsets,
Two tiara,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Six slayers slaying,
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Seven hobbits drinking,
Six slayers slaying,
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Eight Doctors who-ing,
Seven hobbits drinking,
Six slayers slaying,
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Nine Oxford commas,
Eight Doctors who-ing,
Seven hobbits drinking,
Six slayers slaying,
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Ten kitty pictures,
Nine Oxford commas,
Eight Doctors who-ing,
Seven hobbits drinking,
Six slayers slaying,
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Eleven fanfics written,
Ten kitty pictures,
Nine Oxford commas,
Eight Doctors who-ing,
Seven hobbits drinking,
Six slayers slaying,
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Buffistas sent to me
Twelve Scola smiles,
Eleven fanfics written,
Ten kitty pictures,
Nine Oxford commas,
Eight Doctors who-ing,
Seven hobbits drinking,
Six slayers slaying,
Five F2Fs,
Four French kisses,
Three corsets,
Two tiaras,
And an echidna in a pear tree.