You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Dec 20, 2011 7:05:09 pm PST #12410 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Sweetheart, I feel certain I can come up with an urgent follow up question to that "business discussion" we had in KC any time you need it.


le nubian - Dec 20, 2011 7:06:32 pm PST #12411 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita,

what you may want to do is start with the FX series "Louie." It will probably give you a good idea if you like him or not.

It is DARK comedy. So prepare yourself. The show is a bit uneven I feel, but when it hits, it HITS.


Strix - Dec 20, 2011 7:19:44 pm PST #12412 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Feel free! Just not after 7 PM EST tomorrow; she has a meeting.

It would be petty, but tres amusant!


msbelle - Dec 20, 2011 7:23:47 pm PST #12413 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

4 applications in this evening. must go to sleep.

I still do not have presents for my parents or from mac to anyone. suck.


dcp - Dec 20, 2011 7:28:21 pm PST #12414 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Erin, lighters are allowed as a carry-on item.


Cass - Dec 20, 2011 7:29:46 pm PST #12415 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

msbelle, you do NOT suck.

take an emergency Xanax

Seriously, bold this and make it some annoying but impossible to totally ignore font.

You will be amazing because you just *are* that stepmom. I know it's got to be crazy hard, but gosh it's worth it.


Maria - Dec 20, 2011 7:33:22 pm PST #12416 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I AM going to sneak a lighter or two in my carryon; I KNOW I'm going to want a cig during my Detroit layover.

You don't have to sneak--lighters are permitted. How long of a layover? DTW is smoke-free. You will actually have to exit the building to grab a smoke, and then come back in through security. I think Kansas City flights are on the larger planes so your gate will be in Terminal A. The Allentown flight is most definitely on a regional jet, so you'll depart from Terminal B. Depending on which gate you come in, it could take 30 minutes to get to your connecting flight in the B terminal. Boarding time is usually 35 minutes prior to scheduled departure time, and they can give away your seat if you're not on board 15 minutes prior to departure. A layover of an hour or less probably won't be enough time to have a cigarette. You can only enter/exit DTW through Terminal A. B has no exits or security checkpoints.

(I've probably transited through DTW hundreds of times in the past 10 years. I know that airport as well the ones in DC.)


Maria - Dec 20, 2011 7:37:03 pm PST #12417 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Nilly, much peace, love and strength to you and your families. My condolences on the loss of your father-in-law, and much ~ma to your dad.


Maria - Dec 20, 2011 7:53:47 pm PST #12418 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

And I'm going for the trifecta as I catch up:

msbelle, you most emphatically do not suck. I'm sorry about the job situation, and I hope you find a position that treats you better soon.


Burrell - Dec 20, 2011 7:54:54 pm PST #12419 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

msbelle, you do NOT suck.

Cass's right, you know. You are fabulous. And I'm still extremely mad at your ASSHAT bosses.

And OK, I'm in awe of Maria's airport fu! I, um, can pick someone up from LAX like whoa, but other than that every airport feels like new every time I go there.