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Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 19, 2011 5:27:45 am PST #12194 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had a breakfast party and now I have staff meeting, sorry!!


sumi - Dec 19, 2011 5:28:09 am PST #12195 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Simon's Cat in Santa Claws.


Amy - Dec 19, 2011 5:28:58 am PST #12196 of 30001
Because books.

I was delivering the spare tire to S., who got a flat (i.e. shredded) halfway to work. He took the spare out last week when he went to get the Christmas tree, and never put it back in.

Need more caffeine now please.


Laura - Dec 19, 2011 5:30:21 am PST #12197 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

So I take it we are supposed to use stairs so we won't have fat babies or something.

At big bball tournament with DH's team. Just won 79-62 against Philly team. Guess we stay another day Woot!


ChiKat - Dec 19, 2011 5:32:20 am PST #12198 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Still half asleep. Working on coffee. And, scarily enough, I have already taught 1 class today.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 19, 2011 5:40:48 am PST #12199 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I HATE calling customer services. hate, hate hate.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2011 5:44:56 am PST #12200 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You mean the same maintenance company that was working on the elevator a few hours before the accident? Yikes!

Yeah but we fired them! Our elevators are totally safe! Pinky swear!


Tom Scola - Dec 19, 2011 5:53:01 am PST #12201 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

North Korea's new dictator is reportedly a big comic book geek.


Hil R. - Dec 19, 2011 5:56:10 am PST #12202 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It looks like the Jewish Week took this article off their website after people complained, but a rabbi wrote an article about Tim Tebow that may be one of the most paranoid things I've ever read.

"If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants."

He then goes on to suggest that, while he has advanced degrees in theology and knows how to resist missionaries, other Jews who don't have those advanced degrees might be susceptible to believing that a Broncos Super Bowl win is miraculous, and thus converting to Christianity under the "new gospel of Tim."

edit: the newspaper issued an apology: [link]


Consuela - Dec 19, 2011 6:22:46 am PST #12203 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

He then goes on to suggest that, while he has advanced degrees in theology and knows how to resist missionaries, other Jews who don't have those advanced degrees might be susceptible to believing that a Broncos Super Bowl win is miraculous, and thus converting to Christianity under the "new gospel of Tim."

Well, that's... creative.

Is Tim Tebow really that much more religious than sundry other pro athletes? I'm thinking of Curt Schilling, for instance. I get that he's a great QB, but why the huge public emphasis on his religiosity?

ION, I'm camped in my bed with a pot of tea and a chapter of a medical textbook to edit for my brother, because the lurking head cold pounced on me during the night and I spent half of it upright in bed so my sinuses would drain enough for me to breathe.

After I finish this chapter I will drag myself to Walgreens for all sorts of meds, and tissues. And then the grocery store to stock up on food to leave in the house for my brother's family, who will be staying here over the holiday (I'm moving to my sister's spare room for the interim). What do toddlers eat, anyway? Eggs, string cheese, Cheerios...