The Candy Cane Weapons of The North Pole
In matters of Christmas security, Santa’s Defense Forces rely on a homegrown candy cane-based weapon system. The heart of the system is the Candy Cane Carbine (C3), a modular candy small arm that can be adapted for a variety of roles, from close-ranged gifting to long range bah-humbug suppression. And for gravely naughty or armor-plated threats to Christmas and Santa, there is the candy cane of last resort—the Mark 12 Tenenbaum Launcher—which fires a ballistic christmas tree.
I just love the uniforms of Santa’s Little Secret Service/Santa’s Defense Forces....
Teavana
Whoah. Those prices are ridic. Upton Tea all the way for me.
I usually drink Twinings. Or, um, Tetley.
In Moldova we used the tea three times, and would reuse from the previous day. Sometimes I reuse here, sometimes I don't.
Seriously, Teavana is three times the price of Upton!
We always get Tower of London tea by Harney & Son's for Dad for gifts; it's pricey, but it's WONDERFUL.
Regular tea? Mom and Dad buy from Stash Teas in bulk. Seriously.
My boss's son studied in China and got hooked on local tea. he has a business importing really fancy teas now. [link]
Whoah. Those prices are ridic
But the Jasmine Dragon Pearl tea is like
crack.
Crack. I haven't tasted an alternative that's anywhere near as tasty. And a second blend within the same day is still better than most other brands of jasmine green tea.
My god, I just interrupted the all hands IT meeting to object that Community was a better geek TV show than Big Bang Theory. Because that's how people need to know me.
Teavana is three times the price of Upton!
Not in the end if you're double brewing Teavana and not Upton, though.
Hey, does anyone here have AT&T U-verse for their TV and internet? I have that option where I will be moving, for a fair amount less than Comcast, with the added bonus of no more Comcast, but I am still wary.