Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Dec 08, 2011 6:27:27 am PST #10451 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was just playing with the iPod Touch. Is there a trick to make sites readable? I opened the board and it was all so small I couldn't read it.

You can zoom in and out by putting your thumb and first finger on the screen and either pulling them together or pushing them apart.


Amy - Dec 08, 2011 6:29:54 am PST #10452 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, neat. Thanks, people!


Amy - Dec 08, 2011 6:34:34 am PST #10453 of 30001
Because books.

Hey, it works! Okay, I officially want one of these. This is awesome.


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2011 6:43:16 am PST #10454 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fucking hell, I love technology. I spent last night loading a community-modded OS onto my sucks-so-much-I-replaced-it-a-year-ago phone, and it's fucking marvellous. I'm tired as all hell, but my phone's lovely now. I still don't know how to do it as easily to either of the Android devices I use on a daily basis, but I still feel a bit of accomplishment. One step closer.

Fucking A, man.


Kathy A - Dec 08, 2011 6:43:25 am PST #10455 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I lurve my iPod Touch. Although I do have to upgrade my songs--I apparently forgot to load a bunch of Christmas albums on it when I bought it this past March, and I'm missing listening to my Charlie Brown Christmas, the Roches We Three Kings, and John Denver and the Muppets.


DavidS - Dec 08, 2011 6:45:14 am PST #10456 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dag, Pujols to the Angels for 10 years/$250 million.

You buy a lot of things for $250 million. Like, all the Trader Joe's Multiflavor Holiday Jo-Jo's in the world. Times 500.

And they get C.J. Wilson too.

Not that the A's were going to compete anytime soon, but that's tough sledding in the AL West. Looks likes we might get the Angels first-baseman out of it though.


Tom Scola - Dec 08, 2011 6:46:53 am PST #10457 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Whoah. I wonder how much money the Angels are going to pay to have Pujos sitting on the bench with an injury.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2011 6:53:31 am PST #10458 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In case anyone is bored and has run out of internest:

The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2011


DavidS - Dec 08, 2011 7:04:36 am PST #10459 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whoah. I wonder how much money the Angels are going to pay to have Pujos sitting on the bench with an injury.

He's averaged 155 games a season over his career. What the hell rich guys? How come the Marlins and Angels and Nationals have so much freakin' money? It's insano crazy money. And the Mets and Dodgers and A's and Giants are trying to scrape together teams with Happy Meal Toys and Groupons.

Oh well. The Red Sox had the Best Team Ever going into Spring Training and didn't even make the playoffs. And the Phillies had the Greatest Rotation Ever and didn't get much for it either.

I'm actually not too bummed about it because the Angels have done the same stupid thing that the Yankees did. They've boxed themselves in with a huge long term contract. They're still paying for Vernon Wells bajillionaire contract and he's basically useless.

Still, that Angels rotation of Weaver, Haren, C.J. Wilson and Ervin Santana will be the best in the AL. And they'll bring up uber prospect Mike Trout shortly too.

But I'm sure the Angels won't give a shit if they can nab a couple of WS titles out of Albert's tenure. Having Vlad in his prime didn't get them that.


Cashmere - Dec 08, 2011 7:24:45 am PST #10460 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I love the iTouch, as well. Moreso when Owen and Olivia are using it and the iPhone to have Harry Potter spell duels. Not so much when Owen watched the Annoying Orange non-stop on Youtube.

I think I feel a migraine coming on. Either that or a bounced check, which will bring on a migraine.