Yay for good feedback.
Crocheted toilet-paper-roll covers were one of the horrifying craft staples for years.
The horror never ends: [link]
Not funny: [link]
A modern take: [link]
Make your own: [link]
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Dec 06, 2011 12:49:14 pm PST #10169 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Cashmere - Dec 06, 2011 12:50:00 pm PST #10170 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
No clicking on the links. Not clicking on the links. NOT CLICKING ON THE LINKS.
brenda m - Dec 06, 2011 12:52:33 pm PST #10171 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, I remember those from the 70s. But being pitched on tv?
(Also, way to confuse your own message, TP industry. "Time to get real about what happens in the bathroom" [oh god, I got skeeved just typing that] and yet you must hide the TP roll?)
Polter-Cow - Dec 06, 2011 12:53:28 pm PST #10172 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cashmere - Dec 06, 2011 12:59:28 pm PST #10173 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Hey girl. I like the library too.
Best. One. Ever.
billytea - Dec 06, 2011 1:13:05 pm PST #10174 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Speaking of mammoths, there's a hypothesis out there that manatees are not related to seals or walruses, but evolved from Caribbean mammoths during the last few Ice Ages.
this is fairly well established, at both the morphological and molecular level. (They're not closely related to seals, which are members of the order Carnivora; sea cows have been herbivorous since they first evolved, and don't share much with Carnivora beyond the obvious mammalian overlap.) If you're planning on crossing a mammoth with one, why not the Steller's sea cow for the complete extinctathon?
The other (fairly) close relative of elephants (and sea cows) is the hyrax. [link] I... would not recommend trying to impregnate one with a mammoth baby.
![[link]](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Yellow-spotted_Rock_Hyrax.jpg){kind=link}
Kathy A - Dec 06, 2011 1:21:27 pm PST #10175 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
That library one got bookmarked.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2011 1:27:01 pm PST #10176 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No one's ever going to do a "Hey, girl, if you're finished flashing that Cyanogen Mod on your new phone, maybe we could cuddle a little and talk about app loaders?"
NEVER
BASTARDS.
However, I snapped and ordered in for lunch because I was too busy (I promise I'll cook dinner), and ended up with shrimp stuffed with crabmeat and wrapped in bacon.
So, wait, why am I making dinner again?
DavidS - Dec 06, 2011 1:40:25 pm PST #10177 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
No one's ever going to do a "Hey, girl, if you're finished flashing that Cyanogen Mod on your new phone, maybe we could cuddle a little and talk about app loaders?"
I expect you could.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2011 1:41:33 pm PST #10178 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I expect you could.
Because my track record with tumblrs (I have, what 5?) and producing content on a schedule is *so* tried and tested.