Nothing beats the current crop of gawd-awful toilet paper advertisements. I swear, if I didn't actually need toilet paper, I'd TOTALLY boycott.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
javachik - Dec 06, 2011 12:27:48 pm PST #10157 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Burrell - Dec 06, 2011 12:30:45 pm PST #10158 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I kind of can't believe I just saw a commercial for underwear with the tagline "No Pinch, No Stink, No Sweat."
eugh, brenda. Just ewwch.
SuziQ - Dec 06, 2011 12:31:05 pm PST #10159 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I refuse to buy Charmin. Can't do it.
brenda m - Dec 06, 2011 12:32:59 pm PST #10160 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Same company Cashmere. These ones are the "Buck Naked" line.
And a world of yes on the toilet paper thing. Where the hell did this come from?
Ginger - Dec 06, 2011 12:33:44 pm PST #10161 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My least favorite is the nonfunctional AT&T/U-verse one in which the parents declare that Jennifer is their favorite child.
It's the picking bits of toilet paper off the cartoon bear's rear that really gets to me.
Burrell - Dec 06, 2011 12:35:18 pm PST #10162 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I can never remember. Do the Koch brothers own Charmin or Cottonelle?
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2011 12:35:48 pm PST #10163 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, I know she is married to a Rovio exec, but still! I don't even...
Toddson - Dec 06, 2011 12:36:24 pm PST #10164 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Some tp company was pushing covers for the tp rolls ... seemingly, it is now offensive to have your toilet paper sitting out without a cover. They aren't clear if they mean the spare roll or the one that's in use ... which could lead to a lot of confusion, trying to find the demurely covered roll.
Allyson - Dec 06, 2011 12:37:15 pm PST #10165 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I got some good feedback on the Chuck D draft. I'm so relieved. Work has been a freakin NIGHTMARE today. Shoulder, meet wheel.
Cashmere - Dec 06, 2011 12:38:18 pm PST #10166 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Same company Cashmere. These ones are the "Buck Naked" line
Makes sense. When DH saw the Ballroom commercial he looked at me and said, "Well, I guess they found their target market."
I'm considering the underwear for derby practice. Seriously.