How does True Blood manage to make werewolves and vampires so unsexy? So many good looking people going to waste. I keep watching, because I figure I'll work out what other people have realised before me, but it's so strident and everyone's so unappealling other than Jesus and Lafayette.
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 5:43:54 pm PDT #9808 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 5:45:31 pm PDT #9809 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm assuming those dudes wouldn't approve of me saying "blows."
Some of them won't use a straw.
It's that bad.
My sister has to interview these guys without getting on a chair and screaming "BUT YOU ARE ALL SO GAY!!!!!" at them. Which is a testament to something she learnt in higher education.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 26, 2011 5:47:31 pm PDT #9810 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
I keep doing double-takes watching Rookie Blue because the tall rookie that just got stabbed looks so much like the last guy I dated.
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 5:54:20 pm PDT #9811 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I keep recasting Alexander Skarsgard with Johann Urb. I have a severe Johann Urb casting problem. In my Hollywood, he gets a lot of work.
DavidS - May 26, 2011 5:55:55 pm PDT #9812 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Some of them won't use a straw.
Ha! Fuck 'em in the ass if they can't take a joke.
meara - May 26, 2011 5:59:13 pm PDT #9813 of 30001
My sister has to interview these guys without getting on a chair and screaming "BUT YOU ARE ALL SO GAY!!!!!" at them. Which is a testament to something she learnt in higher education.
Wow, better her than me, because I couldn't do that. Holy crap.
Love the eyeshadows, those are great!
shrift - May 26, 2011 6:02:57 pm PDT #9814 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm thinking about demanding a trophy for being Dead Last on my team today.
§ ita § - May 26, 2011 6:04:26 pm PDT #9815 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's homophobia so severe it's pretty clearly channelled misogyny. A complete fear and rejection of anything that associates with the feminine role. It's strident and ironically hysterical.
Consuela - May 26, 2011 6:06:29 pm PDT #9816 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Some of them won't use a straw.
They're very 12, aren't they? Or 19, like the guys I knew in college.
Consuela - May 26, 2011 6:07:26 pm PDT #9817 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I'm thinking about demanding a trophy for being Dead Last on my team today.
Shrift, you're only last because those others didn't show up at all. You should get a trophy for being there and doing it. Good on you!