Someone just called asking for my late father, who passed away more than a decade ago. I told them "Shay can't be reached by phone. You would have to use an entirely different medium."
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Sep 29, 2011 12:12:15 pm PDT #29223 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
msbelle - Sep 29, 2011 12:13:36 pm PDT #29224 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Yeah, but she has to live in Oklahoma.
hee!
houses where I am are affordable. people really should move here.
Liese S. - Sep 29, 2011 12:16:22 pm PDT #29225 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
"Shay can't be reached by phone. You would have to use an entirely different medium."
HAHAHA.
Liese S. - Sep 29, 2011 12:27:53 pm PDT #29226 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
People, why can't I shake the tired today? I even took a nap. Like, two hours ago. And now I want another one. Admittedly I only ate pasta and drank coffee today. Is that why? Do I lack nourishment?
JenP - Sep 29, 2011 1:03:24 pm PDT #29227 of 30001
I believe you lack nourishment. I'm going to say protein in particular. Come to think of it, same here.
I just made a run to the store for baking staples, so now I feel like I should make something. Maybe polenta; I've never made my own before.
aurelia - Sep 29, 2011 1:15:35 pm PDT #29228 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
This is random, but I have to share something a friend posted elsewhere:
Reason I gave son for why explosives would not be a good garden squirrel deterrent: They don't have a strong enough oral history.
flea - Sep 29, 2011 1:31:17 pm PDT #29229 of 30001
information libertarian
So, if a painter was working in your house while you were not home, and went in your cupboard and drank a can of tomato juice, and didn't leave a note, would you be freaked out?
I am so over this painter. Yesterday he left the front door open when he left. Only an inch, but, really!
Consuela - Sep 29, 2011 1:35:34 pm PDT #29230 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
would you be freaked out?
WTF? YES.
Leave a pissy review on Angie's List.
billytea - Sep 29, 2011 1:39:48 pm PDT #29231 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
So, if a painter was working in your house while you were not home, and went in your cupboard and drank a can of tomato juice, and didn't leave a note, would you be freaked out?
I would be freaked out on many levels, not least being that apparently someone else is sneaking into my house and leaving tomato juice in the cupboard.
Ginger - Sep 29, 2011 1:42:05 pm PDT #29232 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
If you're talking about a single-serve size, I'd assume the painter meant to leave a note. I'd be pissed about the door, though.