I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2011 2:06:40 pm PDT #19913 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He changed it to 3ric. It's all on him.

I want to be ita ! now. But not an uplift--you have to raise your eyebrows at the end of my name. Yes, I shall be ita ! De La O. Bow down and profess your love to me, because I am that ridonkulous.

(I am sitting at my desk making ! faces--luckily no one can see my desk from where they sit)


Hil R. - Aug 09, 2011 2:19:01 pm PDT #19914 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sounds like Sandi! from that SJP movie.

Wasn't that SanDeE* ? I remember the "big S, small a, small n, big D, small e, big E."


Sophia Brooks - Aug 09, 2011 2:27:26 pm PDT #19915 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Man, the Toyota dealership sends me e-mails every other month or so, practically offering me hookers and blow if I'm willing to sell back my Echo to them. Mind you, it's 11 years old and has over 130,000 miles on it. But they still want it (very likely because it still averages 32-33 mpg).

Also, because I think they would sell it for $10,000!

I actually just really wish Rochester would get a zipcar that I could get without taking a bus. I am only thinking of getting a car because about 2X per month, I need to drive. The only problem is that I think if I get a vehicle the rides I get would dry up. But, I want to be able to take my kitty to the vet... she is getting old.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2011 2:30:13 pm PDT #19916 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just begged out of the intramural volleyball tourney this week by saying I was childish and a bad competitor. If you laugh when you say it, they don't treat you like it's true.


DavidS - Aug 09, 2011 2:41:56 pm PDT #19917 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ita !

Heh. ::raises brow in salute::


Consuela - Aug 09, 2011 2:47:24 pm PDT #19918 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

argh, I hate FB. I just talked myself out of replying to a conservative talking point posted by a former coworker.

Seriously: how can anyone say "Yay that welfare recipients in FL and KY have to get drug tests!" without realizing that by that logic, I should get a drug test before I get my mortgage interest tax deduction, or a library card?


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2011 2:50:12 pm PDT #19919 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't see how you get from point A to point B.


Consuela - Aug 09, 2011 2:53:16 pm PDT #19920 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I don't see how you get from point A to point B.

The argument they're making is that if you get money from the government without working for it, you should have to take a drug test.

I get financial benefit from the government every time I take public transportation or borrow a book from the library or drink water from my public tap or use a park. Or, more directly, I get thousands of dollars off on my taxes because I pay a mortgage and I get a deduction for that.

But I don't have to take a drug test to justify receiving that tax deduction, or using my library card.

In essence, there's a presumption that people on unemployment or welfare are criminals or addicts, and Those People do not deserve government support. Apparently we should let them starve and sleep outdoors because they have drug habits (or have taken drugs recreationally).


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2011 2:55:44 pm PDT #19921 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's what I thought you were saying, but I don't see how one couldn't support a drug test specifically for receiving welfare. But if they're using that blanket argument, then, no, it doesn't work.

In essence, there's a presumption that people on unemployment or welfare are criminals or addicts, and Those People do not deserve government support.

Right, that's clearly their position.


Consuela - Aug 09, 2011 2:57:56 pm PDT #19922 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I don't see how one couldn't support a drug test specifically for receiving welfare

I don't support it because as soon as you start poking at the logic behind it, it falls down. No other recipients of government funds (like NHS grants or student loans or FHA mortgages or or or--) are required to take drug tests. Just welfare recipients.

So it must be because they're poor. Or possibly black. And therefore presumed to be criminal.