If you're on the tenth floor, I guess it doesn't matter

Unless the toilet above you overflows.

Ugh. The political stances will dictate the narrative going forward. Here's a commentator on the right:

This has nothing to do with a local gang member criminal who was shot while shooting at police, this is sadly just the typical sort of excuse adopted to try and add some shred of credibility to the actions of the unemployed lawless criminal low-lifes who, when they're not stealing — and now apparently looting — are swindling honest hard working people out of their taxes through the benefits system.

I really wish anybody could step away from their scripts for ten seconds and address the situation in a thoughtful and original and genuinely helpful way. But it will never happen. Never no how no way.

They want to make sure that they make no connection between the unrest in say, Greece, with what is happening in London.

Unless the toilet above you overflows.

That's where you need to check specifically what is and is not covered. Flooding from burst pipes or overflowing tubs and the like might be considered in a different category than flooding from The Nature into your home.

Once, our basement was flooded in a torrential rain, and we didn't have specific flood insurance. We were told that if the pipes had burst, we'd have been covered (with a strong hint that we should have lied about the source of the water).

This is my favorite stupid statement so far, from Kit Malthouse, deputy mayor for policing in London:

He defended Boris Johnson's decision to stay on holiday during the crisis in the capital, saying:

"Should he be reacting to these criminal provocateurs in that way by coming back? I think that is kind of rewarding them.

Yeah. Like they're two year olds having a tantrum.

Money quote:

I think it is worth stressing that this is quite a small group of people within our community in London who have decided to perpetrate violence and who, frankly, are looking for stuff to nick.

"They're picking particular kinds of stores, whether it is because they want a new set of trainers or whatever it is.

::cues Run-DMC's "My Adidas"::

They want to make sure that they make no connection between the unrest in say, Greece, with what is happening in London.

Right. Completely unrelated that when the poorer end of the economic spectrum erupts after being forced to bear the brunt of consequences for high finance shenanigans.

Aha! It's Blackberry's fault!

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In recent public disturbances such as the Student protests, commentary has focused on the role that social networks such as Twitter and Facebook have played in the planning of demonstrations and coordination of protesters. By contrast in this riot it appears the social network of choice is one provided by none other than BlackBerry.

Blackberry's have been produced by Research In Motion (RIM) since 1999. They were originally associated with busy office executives who needed to access their emails on the move, but in recent years they have become increasingly popular within youth and urban cultures. I have to admit that I found this puzzling. It took my far cooler 17 year old nephew to explain that the main reason for their popularity is due to BBM – BlackBerry Messenger.

BBM as it is known, is an instant messenger system that has become popular for three main reasons: it's fast (naturally), it's virtually free, and unlike Twitter or Facebook, it's private.

So what has all this got to do with the riots in Tottenham?

Well, it appears that BBM messages have been circulating since Thursday's shooting of Duggan by the police. These have fuelled the anger of the youths that have taken to the streets. BBM was also the channel used to spread the word that the riot had started, and from what I can tell on Twitter, it appears to be the means by which communications continue to be shared.

Should he be reacting to these criminal provocateurs in that way by coming back? I think that is kind of rewarding them.

...The fuck?

The mayor of London is a giant asshole, to be fair.

Yeah, I was going to post that thing about Blackberry. Apparently Blackberries are the preferred phone for young people in the UK and the Blackberry Messenger plan is free, unlike SMS. It's also not public, so any coordination that did take place took place out of the public eye.

Consuela, any chance that the screw of your job filling could leave you with the opportunity to pull out all the stops wrt pointing out nemesis failings?

After I get rehired, there will be a Talk with my boss. And possibly a phone call to the whistleblower line: some of the shit that rumor reports her doing is pretty dubious ethically.