Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 30, 2011 10:51:27 am PDT #18660 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Are you telling us you never learned to ride a bike, Jesse?

Yes, yes I am. I roller-skated!


Jesse - Jul 30, 2011 10:57:49 am PDT #18661 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, I really wish I had some chips. After the beach calls for chips! But I can't let myself go out just for chips. Maybe popcorn will do.


amych - Jul 30, 2011 11:05:33 am PDT #18662 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I can has a kitten and a SodaStream!

One of them cried all the way home in the car and panic-pooped in its carrier, poor noodle. He is hanging out in a nice quiet bathroom with food and water and litter until he's ready to deal with all this change in his circumstances.

The SodaStream just farts.


Burrell - Jul 30, 2011 11:26:06 am PDT #18663 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

But I can't let myself go out just for chips.

Then you should pick up something to drink as well.

What?


Amy - Jul 30, 2011 11:28:55 am PDT #18664 of 30001
Because books.

Also dip. I'm just saying.

The SodaStream just farts.

Oh, well done! And yay kitten!


Jesse - Jul 30, 2011 11:29:22 am PDT #18665 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I could have done the actual grocery shopping, but maybe later.

Kitten!!


Jesse - Jul 30, 2011 11:29:50 am PDT #18666 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also dip. I'm just saying.

I actually have dip makings in the house! But no chips! Another day....


smonster - Jul 30, 2011 11:36:12 am PDT #18667 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The LA SPCA is giving away cats today. I am not allowed to go anywhere nearby.

Crap. I just told my animal-lover roommate.


lisah - Jul 30, 2011 11:43:59 am PDT #18668 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I'd be happy to go Twenty20 with you sometime, sara!


Tom Scola - Jul 30, 2011 1:28:11 pm PDT #18669 of 30001
hwæt

I did seven of the ten things on my to-do list today. Uh, go me?