Super Nerdy Statistical Distribution Plushies by Nicole Dick
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2011 8:31:10 am PDT #17068 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jul 18, 2011 8:40:42 am PDT #17069 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are you a big enough fan of HP to want one of these dolls? And if you are, are you the sort that will let the inconsistencies slide?
le nubian - Jul 18, 2011 8:51:22 am PDT #17070 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Okay, the Voldermort one is fucked up because he looked like a normal kid at the baby through adulthood stages.
Those pictures are far more disturbing than my Twilight baby link.
Jesse - Jul 18, 2011 8:52:35 am PDT #17071 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ita, did you see this? [link] It is NOT disturbing.
§ ita § - Jul 18, 2011 8:56:41 am PDT #17072 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, the Voldermort one is fucked up because he looked like a normal kid at the baby through adulthood stages.
And the werewolf wasn't a werewolf baby. Also, Harry might be a bit young for the scar, but I don't know that detail off the top of my head. Those babies do look wee, though.
Go Idris! It's your birthday!
Kate P. - Jul 18, 2011 8:58:35 am PDT #17073 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Hey, who wants to come help me move in two weeks???
*crickets*
Yeah, so we found a house! And it's really pretty and has a dishwasher and a backyard and two bathrooms and we're super excited to move there, except for the part where we have to move. At the height of a Nashville summer. With two weeks to prepare. This means, among other things, that all the local moving companies are already booked for Sunday, July 31st. We're hoping we can hire someone for Monday August 1st, but I think we're going to rent a U-Haul on Sunday and move as much stuff that day as we can, and just let the movers do the heavy furniture. So, Sunday will be a fun day for us. And most of our strong, able-bodied friends are also moving or out of town that weekend, so I'm envisioning it's just going to be M and me and thousands of boxes full of books.
Ginger - Jul 18, 2011 9:03:09 am PDT #17074 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Where's the new house, Kate?
javachik - Jul 18, 2011 9:03:47 am PDT #17075 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Kate, I swear to dog, that one reason I am buying my house? I DON'T EVER WANT TO MOVE AGAIN.
Ahem. But hot damn, I am glad you found a place you love. The horrors of moving will quickly be forgotten once you're all nestled in.
Jesse - Jul 18, 2011 9:10:53 am PDT #17076 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Congrats and good luck, Kate!
§ ita § - Jul 18, 2011 9:16:00 am PDT #17077 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, Hermione is cute.