Dan Savage had an opening rant on his podcast that was along the same lines as the Daily Show...although he did talk about the anti-gay therapy. But Dan also put on at the same time a terrible stereotypical lisping gay voice to mimic him. Even though Dan Savage often goes way over the line sometimes, I was still surprised he'd be so on the nose with his stereotypes.

In shallower news- how is this NOT Mariska Hargitay? [link]

Yeah, that collection was really pretty. I was just thinking about getting Dove because I don't have a real grey, but then I saw Tao and I really want that. Which is, I think, my problem. I have silvers. The reason I don't have grey is because I keep buying grey that sparkles. Which is silver.

So maybe I don't need either. In which case I'd buy Marley and Marina!

Anyway, ZOYA50K for a free Remove Big Flipper with any purchase. </enabler>

ION, The 17th-Century Breastoration: A Time Before Bras

Option 1: Consult a Reference Work! You might turn to the Ladies' Dictionary. Published in 1694, here's the entry marked “Breasts”:

how to make them Plump and Round: Breasts that hang loose, and are of an extraordinary largeness, lose their charms, and have their Beauty buried in the grave of uncomeliness, whilst those that are small, plump and round, like two ivory globes, or little worlds of beauty, whereon Love has founded his Empire, command an awful homage from his vassals, captivate the wondering gazer's eyes, and dart warm desires into his Soul, that make him languish and melt before the soft Temptation.

That there's your goal. Now, what to do if you're saddled with large breasts whose beauty is buried in the grave of uncomeliness? The Ladies' Dictionary is here to help.

Therefore to reduce those Breasts that hang flagging out of all comely shape and form, that they may be plump, round and smaller, bind them up close to you with caps or bags that will just fit them, and so let them continue for some nights. Then take carrot-seed, plantain-seeds, aniseeds, fennel-seeds, cumin-seeds, of each two ounces, virgin's honey an ounce, the juice of plantain and vinegar two ounces each. Bruise and mingle them well together. Then, unbinding your breast, spread the composition plaster-wise and lay it on your breasts, binding them up close as before. After two days and two nights, take off the plasters and wash your breasts with white wine and rose-water.

This is the Mirrors collection swatched

ooo, see I *knew* I liked it. I'm leaning quite heavily to Tao and Marina there. She's totally right about Jem looking like an 80s sports car.

ION, The 17th-Century Breastoration: A Time Before Bras

That seems like it would be a very costly beauty treatment, or at least some of the ingredients would be on the costly and hard to come by list, like plantains and rose-water.

And hmmm, on second thought, it also sounds like one of those fresh maks they sell at Lush.

How do you answer a question someone asks in reply to a post on tumblr (as opposed to your ask box)?

Olivia representing the Derby League in a local parade. I think she definitely has derby attitude.

Bad. Ass!

Allyson, your weekend was ever so much more exciting than mine was!

Friday nights, the team has open skate where skaters can just work on individual stuff. I took her with me and she can out skate some of the fresh meat. She took one girl's hand to help steady her! And she's already wanting to try jumps! She's not ready yet, though. She has to master all of the falls and stops, first. And I need to find wrist guards small enough to fit her.