I have 11 days until I leave for Vegas!
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jul 15, 2011 4:28:21 am PDT #16748 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Lee - Jul 15, 2011 4:44:43 am PDT #16749 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
And I have 13 days before I get to see Cashmere!
JZ - Jul 15, 2011 4:51:34 am PDT #16750 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I saw Richard Dawkins wearing dark sunglasses indoors.
Was he being followed into an elevator by a horde of women chewing gum?
Please, please say yes, even if he wasn't. Just imagining it gives me a mean little happy.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2011 5:12:46 am PDT #16751 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Should I wear the granny boots or the oxfords to work today? I'm wearing a red turtleneck, gored denim knee length skirt, and red tights.
You have until I finish brushing my teeth to decide. Please help.
Allyson - Jul 15, 2011 5:19:19 am PDT #16752 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I was in the elevator on my way down to the welcome reception, and it was packed. And quiet.
Until we landed on the convention center floor. And before the doors opened, some dude said, "I MADE IT THE WHOLE WAY WITHOUT AN ELEVATOR JOKE!"
- crickets*
Jesse - Jul 15, 2011 5:19:55 am PDT #16753 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oxfords.
WTF is an elevator joke?
Allyson - Jul 15, 2011 5:20:06 am PDT #16754 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oxfords, ita.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2011 5:20:07 am PDT #16755 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, you're no use.
eta: Oxfords!
Jesse - Jul 15, 2011 5:21:43 am PDT #16756 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I mean, I understand what an elevator joke would be, but not why they would be near-compulsory.
Gudanov - Jul 15, 2011 5:29:24 am PDT #16757 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
WTF is an elevator joke?
How many elevators does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the light bulb and one to play soft muzak.
Urm... okay, not a very good one.