Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 14, 2011 6:12:47 pm PDT #16720 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's giving me Eraserhead flashbacks.

Which I did not need just before bed when I've already missed one night's sleep this week.


dcp - Jul 14, 2011 6:20:57 pm PDT #16721 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

A couple of Trader Joe's stores are opening in the KC metro area tomorrow. What specialty items should I look for?


Polter-Cow - Jul 14, 2011 6:32:17 pm PDT #16722 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

EVERYTHING.

Mostly.


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2011 6:39:11 pm PDT #16723 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What kind of stuff do you like? Their house-brand Oreos (called "Joe-Joe's) are seriously light years better than Oreos.

Their coffee is very, VERY good for really reasonable prices.

They have really good cheeses (especially the Pub Cheese, which is a spreadable cheese like Kakhuana, but with a texture more like whipped cream cheese, which makes it more spreadable, and easy to just dip a pretzel right into the tub).

The frozen sweet potato fries are yummy.

Oh, god, the frozen creamy polenta (with spinach and carrots) is excellent.

Oh, their various hummuses are awesome.


sarameg - Jul 14, 2011 6:45:56 pm PDT #16724 of 30001

Indian microwave dinners. Tortillas if you aren't in the SW. Mango chicken sausages. Everything crackers. The rosemary-raisin crisps and tj's marscapone. The fruit&nut trek granola bars. I'm partial to their reuben wrap for a weekend treat. Pre-prepped rice in the freezer and shelf aisles.


sarameg - Jul 14, 2011 6:46:24 pm PDT #16725 of 30001

OH, horseradish hummus is NOM.


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2011 6:49:00 pm PDT #16726 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Mango chicken sausages.

Oh lord YES!

They have a frozen veggie mix called Bean So Green that is really, really good. It may be the only way I get green veggies in my diet.

Their nuts and dried fruit are good and pretty cheap compared to other stores.

I'm pretty sure their olive oil and balsamic vinegar are also good and cheap compared to other stores.

Oh, Sweet Jesus. Their chocolate-chip "dunker" cookies -- specifically, the ones coated in chocolate on one side -- are PURE CRACK GET THEM NOW.


le nubian - Jul 14, 2011 6:49:09 pm PDT #16727 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

dcp,

the enchilada sauce is the bomb. as are the cuban black beans in a can.

the chocolate chip cookies in the freezer section are yummy. any of their chips (I like white corn myself), pink lemonade YAY.

despite the cheese scandals, I eat their monterey jack and cheddar without any problems.


meara - Jul 14, 2011 6:49:44 pm PDT #16728 of 30001

Everything. All the candies! The chocolate-covered things! Frozen dinners and interesting veggies and sides! The dried fruits, and yummy chips!


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2011 6:50:49 pm PDT #16729 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I can vouch that the flourless chocolate cake in the bakery section is really good. Rather brownie-like, but OMG so tasty.

Also, from what I remember when I ate gluten, their rosemary foccacia in their bakery section is good, and their english muffins and blueberry scones are really good.