I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2011 7:07:45 am PDT #16483 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No. Apparently she used him as a sex slave and had sex with him multiple times. No one says rape until the comments, and half of those are "lucky dog".


hippocampus - Jul 13, 2011 7:12:29 am PDT #16484 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

See, I didn't read those, because I'm a wuss. I hesitated for a couple hours before posting the link too. See? wuss.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 13, 2011 7:20:14 am PDT #16485 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Not surprisingly, the blog post on the Colonial African wedding RACEFAIL Extravaganza has been BA-LEETED!


Tom Scola - Jul 13, 2011 7:24:23 am PDT #16486 of 30001
hwæt

Strunk/White

Strunk fell back, exhausted onto the great number of dead leaves that were lying on the ground.

"That was incredible," he sighed - his voice passive. "I - I can't describe…"

White smiled, and kissed him again. "It's alright, my darling," he said. "After all - you always said we should omit needless words."


Ginger - Jul 13, 2011 7:32:14 am PDT #16487 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Strunk and White would never have a relationship that was that badly punctuated, not to mention the perversion of "alright."


Amy - Jul 13, 2011 7:36:01 am PDT #16488 of 30001
Because books.

I was trying to decide if the punctuation was the clue it was really bad!fic.


Zenkitty - Jul 13, 2011 7:49:19 am PDT #16489 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've seen many bricks, and none of them were pink. That tobacco color looks like bile on my monitor. I bet they wouldn't sell many bile-colored capris. I would, and do, wear red with black. I would not wear red with pink or orange unless I were dressing up as a 60s go-go girl. In summary, Trinny and Susannah can collectively kiss my pale white black-clad butt.


Jesse - Jul 13, 2011 7:50:54 am PDT #16490 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it all depends on the red, really. LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.


Toddson - Jul 13, 2011 7:51:57 am PDT #16491 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I used to wear a lot of red, usually with black. It's a good, strong, contrast. Trinny and Susannah ... well, to each her own.


meara - Jul 13, 2011 8:02:13 am PDT #16492 of 30001

What color is the embroidery, ita? Or is the whole skirt brick red?

I admit, I am wearing brick red shorts. In days past I have worn them with a rust orange shirt. Today I am wearing them with a shirt that is patterned in flowers of faded red, brick, and blue, on a tan background.