I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jul 13, 2011 6:49:54 am PDT #16472 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Photoshop?


megan walker - Jul 13, 2011 6:51:39 am PDT #16473 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

T & S on how to wear red: [link] They would suggest tomato or tobacco. If it's true brick red (i.e., pinkish), I would go for the dusty pink.


sumi - Jul 13, 2011 6:52:48 am PDT #16474 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, I suggested green because green next to red enhances it.


DavidS - Jul 13, 2011 6:55:36 am PDT #16475 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

it probably is the wrong day for me to try to quit the Percoset.

"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2011 6:58:16 am PDT #16476 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sorry, Trinny and Susannah. I will continue to wear red with black. I like how it looks.

Surprisingly, red can look its very best against pale white skin or black skin

What does that even mean? What is the scope of the modifier pale?

My skirt is a richer colour than that brick looks on my monitor, and I wouldn't have that tobacco anywhere near my skintone. We are not compatible, even if it goes with the red.


hippocampus - Jul 13, 2011 6:58:49 am PDT #16477 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

In today's news of the wrong, wrong and very very wrong (as if the Russian headline was ripped from a recent discussion here, actually) & with warnings regarding topic-aversions: "Man breaks into hair salon, floored by black-belt owner, kept as sex slave for 3 days, fed only viagra: [link] (both arrested. cluesticks seemingly useless.)


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2011 7:00:10 am PDT #16478 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."

Hec beat me to it.


Toddson - Jul 13, 2011 7:00:38 am PDT #16479 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Experience tells me that no matter how ugly the piece of clothing, someone, somewhere, will buy and wear it.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2011 7:01:07 am PDT #16480 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whatever. It was just an external massage. I note they don't say rape.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2011 7:03:00 am PDT #16481 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tilda Swinton: Our New Favorite Androgynous Alien

We've always loved Tilda Swinton — especially after seeing her as three color-coded dancing cyborgs — but her subversive new photoshoot for W Magazine has redoubled our affections.

She's doing a tribute to David Bowie's performance in The Man Who Fell to Earth — but with a lot of other insane stuff mixed in. Some of the photos almost make her look like the world's most dapper Changeling from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The longer we stare at these photos, the more we see in them. Check out more at the link.

Has The Man Who Fell to Earth been re-released? It's playing this weekend at The Music Box Theatre....

eta: W magazine photos - bigger and more! [link]