Or two more chickens?
Step 3: Profit!
No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people. They've all got stories...
Kaylee ,'Serenity'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Jul 07, 2011 8:10:51 pm PDT #15800 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
javachik - Jul 07, 2011 8:16:01 pm PDT #15801 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
That was truly hilarious.
Connie Neil - Jul 07, 2011 9:13:20 pm PDT #15802 of 30001
brillig
Connie, did you notice the doors to their house? I am pretty sure, they are fine dropping $100.
I did, actually, I guess I'm not ever going to be in a place in life where $100 is spur of the moment mad money.
Sparky1 - Jul 08, 2011 1:35:32 am PDT #15803 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
A BoA branch was the bank that (at first) told me they couldn't issue me the check for the down payment on our house without my husband there.
Oi, I'm tired.
Ginger - Jul 08, 2011 2:00:16 am PDT #15804 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I admit, whenever I see a new post in Beep Me, I hope that it's the one announcing the return of Sass.
Me too.
I was one of many people the credit card companies got with the credit limit/interest rate Catch 22. They wanted to screw as many people as possible before the law changed.
flea - Jul 08, 2011 2:37:05 am PDT #15805 of 30001
information libertarian
But it would clearly be terrible if Elizabeth Warren chaired the new consumer protection agency!!!!1!
I have been fairly lucky with banks, $5 fees for each foreign ATM withdrawal notwithstanding. But then, I don't do much with my main bank (Wachovia); we got our mortgage through a local smaller bank, and they were awesome.
smonster - Jul 08, 2011 2:53:30 am PDT #15806 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ginger, Chase got me the same way.
So, today I need to buy a mattress, open a bank account, and many other things. Uggh.
hippocampus - Jul 08, 2011 2:57:03 am PDT #15807 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
The bank discussion sent me into a cold sweat and I had to go make sure I'd paid our mortgage. At 3:30am. I am horrified they can do what they do, from sitting on people's money to sitting on people. The Seattle story is just unspeakable.
Aims - Jul 08, 2011 2:57:22 am PDT #15808 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I just finished reading the funniest thing about Picking your battles which is now on my list of funniest things I've read on the internet.
Fantastic. “It’s an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.”
This is Joe's worst nightmare. I do collect roosters and chickens and if I were to go to Home Goods right now and see one? I WOULD TOTALLY BUY IT and then out it on the front porch and knock on the door. That was just highlarious.
Jessica - Jul 08, 2011 3:03:10 am PDT #15809 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS
OMG I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. Also, I need to move to the suburbs so I have room for a big metal chicken in my front yard.