No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


javachik - Jul 07, 2011 5:39:55 pm PDT #15766 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Good for your parents, le nubian. I hope they added some profanity!!!


le nubian - Jul 07, 2011 5:43:25 pm PDT #15767 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

my mother is way too proper for that.

probably why I cuss like a sailor. :-)


Aims - Jul 07, 2011 5:47:24 pm PDT #15768 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah, one of the teachers I work with was having the same issue with that bank. She forgot a payment, got a forclosure notice, and immediately went in to pay it. Only they wouldn't take the money because the house was in forclosure. It took her months and thousands of dollars in lawyers fees to get it straightened out. She ended up having to take a loan on her 401k to finally get things fixed.


Liese S. - Jul 07, 2011 5:49:07 pm PDT #15769 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Super shady.

And whoot, Scrappy, you're a star! Or your real estate is!


Dana - Jul 07, 2011 5:50:00 pm PDT #15770 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

She forgot a payment, got a forclosure notice, and immediately went in to pay it. Only they wouldn't take the money because the house was in forclosure.

Okay, that's really alarming.


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2011 5:50:47 pm PDT #15771 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Scrappy's house should have an imdb entry. It's just everywhere.


Steph L. - Jul 07, 2011 6:00:18 pm PDT #15772 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

BoA is the devil. I've only had a credit card with them, but they *refused* to drop my APR from something like 23% even though I had a history of a year or more of on-time payments. (And this was before the economy collapsed; maybe even back before 9/11.) Just flat-out refused.

The local bank I have my checking with gave me a credit card at 0% for the first 12 months. I even TOLD BoA that I wouldn't transfer my (please don't judge) $15,000-ish credit line away if if they would just lower my APR. I had been with them for a long time and wanted to have a record of longevity.

They said no, we won't lower it. I asked, "So, you don't want the interest on my large debt?" They said, we don't think you really are going to transfer it away.

Boom. Gone within 2 weeks. Jackholes.

Also, mindblown by that promo. That official promo.

That's awesome. That's like the Sam and Frodo commercial that TBS ran way back in the day: [link]

Finally, all the talk of soda has me drinking a ginger beer with Crown Royal. I know a dark rum and ginger beer is called a Dark and Stormy; does whiskey and ginger beer have a name?


Steph L. - Jul 07, 2011 6:08:03 pm PDT #15773 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, the internet is being vague and telling me that ginger beer + whiskey + Angostura bitters is a Highball. But I have no bitters. I am bittersless.

Perhaps a Mediumball?


Kat - Jul 07, 2011 6:09:04 pm PDT #15774 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Or a lowball?


Kat - Jul 07, 2011 6:09:55 pm PDT #15775 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh man! At location where N's soccer camp is, there is a giant sign that says "BEWARE OF WAYWARD BALLS." I need a picture of it desperately.

Maybe the drink could be called a wayward ball?