Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Jul 02, 2011 3:43:43 pm PDT #15119 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Noodle is a great name for a kitten.

My folks when away once, just for a couple of days, and left the two dogs at home. My parents hired the kid across the street to look after them: he might have been 14 or so.

The very first day, he lost the key while walking across the street.

He did nothing. Didn't tell his parents, ask any other neighbors if they had a key, try to get into the house--nothing.

When my folks got home, the scene was indescribable: dog poop everywhere, and two dogs utterly beside themselves with hunger, thirst, and anxiety.

Ever since then, my mother's been really really uncomfortable with the idea of house-sitters. For good reason.


Zenkitty - Jul 02, 2011 3:50:37 pm PDT #15120 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Good grief, Consuela, I would have lost my shit with that kid. And his parents.

Zen- what did you say to the locksmith?

I decided to go with the truth. Apparently I was visibly annoyed enough to lend credence to my tale. He went in the house with me to write out the invoice and saw me feeding and fussing over the cats, and the police haven't showed up at my door, so I guess he felt okay with it.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 02, 2011 3:50:38 pm PDT #15121 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh my god, that story makes me clench in anxiety.


shrift - Jul 02, 2011 3:52:37 pm PDT #15122 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I got up earlyish this morning to get my fruit and vegetable boxes because it was 90F and I didn't want to let them sit. Granted, HOT out, but the fruit box seemed heavy as hell. No wonder: 6 Valencia oranges, 5 Packham pears, 5 Gala apples, 5 White Nectarines, 5 Red Beaut plums, 4 kiwi, 2 limes, 2 mangoes, a lemon, and giant fucking pineapple.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2011 3:52:38 pm PDT #15123 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I'm never going out of town again. At least not for more than a few days.


Zenkitty - Jul 02, 2011 3:58:24 pm PDT #15124 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My niece used to catsit for me until she moved out of town. Then she referred me to her petsitting friend M., who has proven to be reliable and trustworthy. Without them I'd be a mess every time I went out of town. I can of course ask my neighbor to watch them, considering the many times I've watched her cats. Wish I trusted her judgment more.


Lee - Jul 02, 2011 4:07:53 pm PDT #15125 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I pay someone to come in who makes a business out of petsittng. I had to when Ozzie needed daily shots, and I got too used to not worrying about it to switch to anyone else.


msbelle - Jul 02, 2011 4:10:52 pm PDT #15126 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

NOODLE!!!!!

2 hour nap. then weed pulling and laundry.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2011 4:10:58 pm PDT #15127 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I pay someone to come in who makes a business out of petsittng.

That is actually what I did when I was gone for a long time.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2011 4:17:20 pm PDT #15128 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, I love this weekend. Since getting home from the beach, I have sat on my ass quite a bit, AND done laundry AND made lemon muffins. And there are two more weekend days left!