But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

Fred ,'Smile Time'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 02, 2011 9:13:43 am PDT #15067 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm trying to decide if I'm going to ingratiate myself with a stranger. Should I mail him stuff? I don't know anything about him, really, except he's a decent guy that likes knives. I'm not going to mail him knives.

But I could mail him baked stuff. Every week or stuff I could send him cookies or muffins or something. And I'd just be that strange woman with the stuff.


Consuela - Jul 02, 2011 9:16:42 am PDT #15068 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Why would you want to ingratiate yourself with this guy, ita?


smonster - Jul 02, 2011 9:50:31 am PDT #15069 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Is the game over? And if not, is it streaming somewhere?

ita, you could send me baked stuff, and I'll tell you how it makes me feel about you.

Zombie monkey. Blergh.


beekaytee - Jul 02, 2011 9:54:00 am PDT #15070 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Zombie monkey. Blergh.

No kidding.

I'm having a Candyman reaction. Don't mention his name!

That was such an ugly time. I'm not glad to have reason to remember it.


Ginger - Jul 02, 2011 9:56:18 am PDT #15071 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Quick! A distraction!

Chihuahua herds sheep [link]


Jesse - Jul 02, 2011 9:57:02 am PDT #15072 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ah, the beach! Of course I got a little burned, because that's my way. Only on the parts that never see the sun when I'm dressed, so no one else should be able to see, so that's good. But it was a good call to leave when I did.


beekaytee - Jul 02, 2011 10:16:20 am PDT #15073 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Chihuahua herds sheep [link]

I wish there was audio to suggest that the Chihuahua was actually taking commands, rather than "SheepChaseRun!"

Though, in any case, that little one is a beautiful example of the joys of punching above your weight.


§ ita § - Jul 02, 2011 10:24:56 am PDT #15074 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why would you want to ingratiate yourself with this guy, ita?

He's Colin's roommate. But Colin's not in town, so I won't actually get to meet him. So I want to stalk him.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2011 10:41:00 am PDT #15075 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty sure stalking is always the right move.


quester - Jul 02, 2011 10:48:03 am PDT #15076 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

You could "accidently" drop by with baked goods when you know Colin isn't there. And then suggest he keep the goodies so they won't go to waste.