Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jun 30, 2011 5:38:09 am PDT #14754 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I spent about $50 on pheromone traps for the moths (two for every floor) In 6 days, the traps have caught two, and I've killed about a dozen. I am trying to be green, but I don't seem to be getting them at their source.

If recent experience is a reliable indicator, I can come visit you and they'll all just fly into my cleavage.


DavidS - Jun 30, 2011 5:49:39 am PDT #14755 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I can come visit you and they'll all just fly into my cleavage.

Stuff some camphor down there and you have the world's sexiest kill jar.


Cashmere - Jun 30, 2011 5:54:05 am PDT #14756 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I just had an unpleasant dental appointment, and then when I went to make the next one, she offered me 8am on a day I have off work, which is also my birthday. Yeah, no thanks.

Throw in a little rectal surgery and best day ever!


Jesse - Jun 30, 2011 6:00:18 am PDT #14757 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, one day I thought I was being smart by setting up multiple medical appointments in one day, so I could just take the whole day as sick time. Luckily, neither the teeth cleaning nor the pelvic exam was that unpleasant, as it turned out, but that could have been a nasty day of people sticking things in my holes. So to speak.


Ginger - Jun 30, 2011 6:25:26 am PDT #14758 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If recent experience is a reliable indicator, I can come visit you and they'll all just fly into my cleavage.

That's an interesting superpower.


sumi - Jun 30, 2011 7:18:55 am PDT #14759 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers has been hospitalized after a suicide attempt.


zuisa - Jun 30, 2011 7:21:52 am PDT #14760 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

I managed to not get a sunburn for 5 months of being on a ship (and the sun down in Australia/New Zealand is particularly fierce) and so of course I'm home for less than two weeks and get burnt. It's not bad at all, and I definitely wasn't very thorough with the sunscreen, but I just think it's funny.

Although, considering how far I walked yesterday, I'm surprised it's not worse. For anyone who knows Boston, I took a VERY meandering route all the way from Castle Island to the Hatch Shell. My feet are not very pleased with me today! But Boston is just so pretty; I loved every minute of being out there.


Zenkitty - Jun 30, 2011 7:23:41 am PDT #14761 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Stuff some camphor down there and you have the world's sexiest kill jar.

More fun to release them indoors as cat toys.

That's an interesting superpower.

The cats certainly think so.


le nubian - Jun 30, 2011 7:23:44 am PDT #14762 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

oh sumi. how terrible.


Hil R. - Jun 30, 2011 7:27:33 am PDT #14763 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Today's menu for lunch at work is a "Veggie Jack Burrito". What the heck is that? Because I think it sounds a little dirty.

I'd guess it's a vegetarian burrito with Monterey Jack cheese.