Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 09, 2010 11:01:30 am PST #9990 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ita, my in-laws really like The Stanford. It's on 32nd/Park so you'd be a pretty quick subway ride from the UES where the wedding is.

We're back from the ER - x-ray showed no broken bones and the doc decided putting one stitch in would be more trouble than it was worth so we were sent home with a big bandage and extra tubes of Bacitracin.


Jesse - Dec 09, 2010 11:06:06 am PST #9991 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I always recommend Priceline or Hotwire for NYC hotels, unless you have really specific needs.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2010 11:10:31 am PST #9992 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For people who like San Francisco, typography or maps: San Francisco Typographic Map


Allyson - Dec 09, 2010 11:12:44 am PST #9993 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sometimes I just get screwed with clashing tastes in party planning stuff. If you give me a budget of a grand to feed 70 people and decorate a place, I'm going to go bananas on as much dim sum as possible, bake the damn cookies myself, and bargain shop the hell out of table decorations.

I'm doing chinese take-out boxes for centerpieces, filled with candies and fortune cookies. Since my table coverings are tacky cheap plastic, I'm disguising them with sparkly table scatters and felt runners. I'm doing green and silver for colors. Simple. That's it.

That means no "cute country gingerbread men!" patterns on shit. It's supposed to be a holiday party. I'm your atheist-jew planner. If you want an xmas party, put a big old "no jews allowed" sign on the door and have the carolers sing Silent Night (which some ass just claimed wasn't a religious song).


Ginger - Dec 09, 2010 11:14:46 am PST #9994 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Oh, yeah. It's just about a cold night with angels and a virgin.


Jessica - Dec 09, 2010 11:15:13 am PST #9995 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, Nutella is not chocolate - I got burned WAY too many time in Paris by crepe stands offering "chocolate" crepes which turned out to be filled with that hazelnut tainted abomination. Nutella inside a crescent roll may be a very nice treat for people who don't think Nutella tastes like dirt, but it is NOT A CHOCOLATE CROISSANT.


ChiKat - Dec 09, 2010 11:16:02 am PST #9996 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Gingerbread men are Christmas? Not being snarky here, I just never associated gingerbread men with Christmas. Holiday, sure, just non-religious.


megan walker - Dec 09, 2010 11:21:14 am PST #9997 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Nutella is not chocolate - I got burned WAY too many time in Paris by crepe stands offering "chocolate" crepes which turned out to be filled with that hazelnut tainted abomination. Nutella inside a crescent roll may be a very nice treat for people who don't think Nutella tastes like dirt, but it is NOT A CHOCOLATE CROISSANT.

I've never understood the fascination with Nutella.

Of course, "chocolate croissants" aren't chocolate croissants either but I've given up on that fight entirely.


Ginger - Dec 09, 2010 11:24:28 am PST #9998 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Rev. Phelps & Co. are planning to picket Elizabeth Edwards' funeral. Why can't we kill them?

If Clark Howard wasn't on the radio collecting Christmas presents for foster children, I would have no hope for humanity at all. (It's his 20th year of getting people to buy the presents each child asks for, and he's worked his way up to presents for about half the foster children in Georgia.)


Allyson - Dec 09, 2010 11:29:05 am PST #9999 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Gingerbread men are Christmas? Not being snarky here, I just never associated gingerbread men with Christmas. Holiday, sure, just non-religious.

Oh, I should have given gingerbread details. They were gingerbread men dancing around xmas trees.

I'm a big fan of general gingerbread men. They are deeeelish.