My underpants are almost all black, a habit I got into as a teenager when my sister kept mistakenly wearing my underpants. If mine were black, she couldn't get them mixed up in the laundry. I have about 15 pairs of black and one pair of white for a particular skirt which even when worn with a slip shows black underpants.

I never say 'panties' and I think thongs are so very wrong.

I never say 'panties' and I think thongs are so very wrong.

Is that a Yankee thing? Curious.

My stock is ugly, ugly, why do I still have these, and ugly.

Yeah, pretty much. If I were to start getting laid on a regular basis, I would go shopping.

I am a Yankee, but I do not know if it is a Yankee thing.

Edit to add, for the record, I hate the Yankees, as all right-thinking people with some claim to be from Massachusetts do.

Okay, I just kicked some ass on Christmas shopping.

My stock is ugly, ugly, why do I still have these, and ugly.

Yeah, pretty much. If I were to start getting laid on a regular basis, I would go shopping.

Exactly me.

Due to an adulthood of utis, my undies are cotton all the way. I do have some pairs newer than the 14 in standard rotation, but they are currently too small.

Sigh.

If I were to start getting laid on a regular basis,

I've heard of this "getting laid" thing. I think.

My panties are all black string bikinis except my period panties, which are white, so I can bleach them. I used to buy dip front bikinis because I hate stuff being on my stomach, but those went out of favor with the dropping waistlines.

I made sort of a pledge to not have panties I wouldn't show to a prospective beau. The capoeira panties don't exactly pass that test. I'm not sure why the krav ones do.

I used to buy dip front bikinis because I hate stuff being on my stomach, but those went out of favor with the dropping waistlines.

Okay, I've never heard of dip front bikinis. Are they high on the hip, which is why they don't work? I try to stick to hipsters to accommodate my jeans.

Right. Back to etsy.