I tried to make a funny about how there weren't any pictures of him available for us to check, but I'm too tired.

In other news, Urban Decay has a Friends & Family discount code for 25% off: 1FFNF, plus a samples offer hfs65 for orders over $65. But they're delaying all orders 5 days.

Because of dry indoor air in heated locations in winter, dry mucus membranes in the nose are more vulnerable to viruses. Also, more people are indoors in the same spaces sharing the same air in the winter.

Thanks, flea.

So, I'm trying out my first audio book on my Nano. Wow, am I easily distracted. I know I sometimes space out or start thinking abut something else when I'm reading, but geez, who knew listening was so hard - I could always follow along during story time, back in the day. But, then I wasn't trying to do other things at the same time. Mindless though they seem. I guess it takes getting used to. We'll see. I do enjoy a good podcast, though. Why do they seem easier to follow, I wonder.

Podcasts are way easier for me than audiobooks. I always space out during the latter, which is why I generally only listen to books I've already read.

He's not bowlegged enough. Piker. I'm hardcore, and he doesn't even start to fill my needs.

...I generally only listen to books I've already read

That makes me feel better. It is a new-to-me book. I'll keep that in mind for future.

Hee. The SO just texted me asking for song advice. He's dj'ing the kids' Christmas dance. Except it's a tiny little school and no one is dancing. Hahaha.

Brave Combo album "It's Christmas, Man!" You can't help but dance.

Only time I've done audiobooks has been on long driving trips.

Dear campus security guard:

Even though you are clearly wearing security clothes, approaching women as they go to their cars in a darkish parking garage and standing too close as you ask them if they lost an earring, THEN holding up the earring? Is fucking creepy, Mr. Creepster. I actually was holding my bag and keys ready to throw the former at your head and claw you with the latter, especially after you made a beeline for me after the other woman bolted into the car and locked her doors.

Jesus. I need to call the security office and let them know this is not on.

And while I'm lettering,

Dear Loki-

Really? Shredding a book to cover the uneaten food? And dumping the food all over the carpet? Then knocking shit off the top kitchen shelf while mauling the bisquick box? While my hands are coated in cookie goo? NOT ON, Little Man, NOT ON.

Yeah, definitely. Creepsters can buy security clothes. The behavior needs to show the professionalism, not the clothes.

And I find it lolarious, but it turns out Brian Setzer Orchestra is what got them going. Silly little'uns. Dance! Now's the time to make a fool of yourself dancing! It's so much fun!

Exactly, Liese.

You know what, I don't want to add any more social obligations until after the holidays. I feel like I have shit that needs to get done most nights until I leave. AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANY XMAS SHOPPING, AHRG.