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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2010 8:01:46 am PST #9432 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anyone's qualified to give them something to color.

I'm not. I wouldn't know what to give them.

I guess I underget how much authors have to do on their own to sell books. It really looks like they want MPD. Writing a book is hard enough. Knowing how to engage kids is a whole non-contiguous set of specialty.


Kristen - Dec 07, 2010 8:05:44 am PST #9433 of 30001

Allyson - Dec 07, 2010 8:08:07 am PST #9434 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

He's not letting you sell books yourself?

From the email, I have no idea. I responded:

Usually when I do a reading, the store purchases copies from the publisher/distributor, I read, answer questions from the audience, and then sign books. I'm kind of puzzled. I'm an author, not a teacher. I do have goody bags I hand out to kids with bat toys and treats. I'm not sure I understand.


Typo Boy - Dec 07, 2010 8:16:57 am PST #9435 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Some publishers will sell books at a much lower discount to authors than bookstores. If a bookstore wants to help out an author they will sometimes let them sell these copies, which yields the author a lot more per book than royalties on the books the bookstore sells. The email sounded dickish, so I doubt that it is what they had in mind, but in theory the question about how to sell books could be an offer to cut the bookstore profits (by having you sell the books directly rather than having the bookstore buy them) in order that you make more money. Orca books, a local bookstore in Olympia, does that all the time - in part as a way luring authors to speak in our little town.


Amy - Dec 07, 2010 8:18:03 am PST #9436 of 30001
Because books.

I guess I underget how much authors have to do on their own to sell books.

It's Onerous Task Number One for authors these days. Publishers want to know that you're going to do as much as possible, that they don't have to pay for, to publicize.

Which is why people who can afford it hire publicists, but I don't know a lot of authors who can do that.


Allyson - Dec 07, 2010 8:22:07 am PST #9437 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's Onerous Task Number One for authors these days.

Preach it.


bon bon - Dec 07, 2010 8:23:51 am PST #9438 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Jesse, did you see this: [link]


megan walker - Dec 07, 2010 8:25:49 am PST #9439 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

It's Onerous Task Number One for authors these days. Publishers want to know that you're going to do as much as possible, that they don't have to pay for, to publicize.

Seriously. I was hired as an editor for my content and language expertise, not as a salesperson or marketer. But my company now expects me to do both while still paying me as an editor. And not in a small way: market development is now 40% percent of my annual assessment and sales is 20%, while my project load as an editor has not changed. That effectively means a 25% pay cut of my already crappy salary.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2010 8:29:10 am PST #9440 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Joker Plush

Awww....


JZ - Dec 07, 2010 8:35:47 am PST #9441 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Allyson, insent with regard to all of the above.