I am dressed in all black except for a burgundy cardigan. That makes sense. Shoes makes it like you're going to fall over, colourwise or something. Seriously. Perkins, SAVE YOURSELF.
Okay, my 8:15 is not happening. Whew! I get breakfast at my desk. So, nice.
Shucks, the US lost the 2022 bid to host the World Cup. Qatar got it.
Who to back in a fight, France or New York City? Neither one is part of the Real America(tm) so I'm not sure.
Oooh, megan won't come see me either now, but NEW YORK CITY, clearly. We're scrappy folks.
Why must New York and Paris fight? They have so much in common. For example, along with London and Munich, everyone there talks about pop music.
I will lure you to Texas with my fancy French accent huh huh hunh.
Paris vs. New York
Jesus, there's a blog for everything.
My lottery dream is to be able to take next year off to travel across the US, visiting National Parks and Buffistas along the way.
Jesus mourns Tokyo subway umbrella losses
This sacrelicious Tokyo subway poster shows Jesus and his posse confronted by the awful spectacle of umbrellas forgotten on the train. It's part of a larger (and equally delightful) series linked below:
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eta: From the comments:
And the apostles were all like "There aren't enough umbrellas for all of us!" And Jesus was all like "Check again,fool!" And the apostles were all like "Daaaaamn!"