I'm surprised they don't just come out and say it: only white males who own real property can vote.

White males probably own most of the property anyway.

I'm always boggled by how UnAmerican extreme conservatives sound to me. Civil Liberties? Fuck 'em! Democratic enfranchisement? Fuck 'em! Violent overthrow of the government? That's not treason! It's patriotism!

White males probably own most of the property anyway.

But I bet most white males don't own any.

And then they can argue about whether a condominium constitutes real property, since it wasn't discussed by the Founders.

Co-ops would never count. Sorry, NYC!!

That's not treason! It's patriotism!

Well, unless you're a hippie

Co-ops would never count. Sorry, NYC!!

They're socialist, anyway.

Is it possible that my skull is shrinking? WTF? I should have shaky hands from caffeine, but my eyelids are getting heavy.

Maybe it's a tumor.

I vote zombie virus from the coyote.

It's all fun till somebody loses an eye. Although, to spell that in true teabag fashion it would say "looses"...maybe it's like some Voldemort thing(where if you can't spell it, it won't happen, but so many conservatives misspell that...idek.)

They're showing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer tonight! It's still November! What are they going to show all of December? Those annoying variety shows featuring people you've barely heard of?

Violent overthrow of the government? That's not treason! It's patriotism!

It's the voters fault for electing unamerican representatives in their country.

Co-ops would never count. Sorry, NYC!!

That's okay, we'll just donate unlimited funds to the candidate of our choice as a corporation.

It's the voters fault for electing unamerican representatives in their country.

And for ignoring the will of the people. (Where 'people' = 'Americans who have the right values.')