So is everyone celebrating Missouri Day today?
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Oct 20, 2010 8:36:58 am PDT #776 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2010 8:39:54 am PDT #777 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... no?
Tom Scola - Oct 20, 2010 8:40:13 am PDT #778 of 30001
hwæt
Why should I assume it's Missouri Day just because you told me? Can you show me that it's Missouri Day?
Gudanov - Oct 20, 2010 8:41:15 am PDT #779 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Jesse - Oct 20, 2010 8:42:12 am PDT #780 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Why am I at work on Missouri Day????
Burrell - Oct 20, 2010 8:46:27 am PDT #781 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ha ha, Tom. You make me laugh.
Gudanov - Oct 20, 2010 8:47:52 am PDT #782 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Why am I at work on Missouri Day????
I'm guessing that it's because it'll be a cold day in hell before your boss recognizes Missourah!
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2010 8:50:47 am PDT #783 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
20 sci-fi LOLCats that may actually make you LOL
My faves are the BSG ones....
Especially this Starbuck!kitty one: [link]
eta: More: Battlestar Galactica LOL Cats
Lee - Oct 20, 2010 8:51:52 am PDT #784 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I fell back asleep this morning after all, on the sofa.
I'm pretty sure my brain is still hiding under the cushions.
§ ita § - Oct 20, 2010 9:02:17 am PDT #785 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, my boss is criticizing me for not escalating something as a high priority outage. It's a DNS change, and we told them to not expect it to be in effect for 48 hours. It's not been 24, and these changes in particular take effect company-wide in five minutes. No, I don't know exactly why the guy in question couldn't do it right away, but he's not at his desk, so there's nothing I can do to force him to do it in the next 20 minutes. At which point...we're at the time he said he'll do it.
I really should panic more in general, but today? Is not going to be it. Sorry, bossman. Don't have the juice.