To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.

Anya ,'Sleeper'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Nov 22, 2010 3:43:09 pm PST #6854 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have been asked to take a cherry pie to Joe's family's Thanksgiving.

Things of note: a) I only make pies from scratch. I hold no judgement of other pie making/acquiring methods, however I have A Thing wherein if I were to buy pie crust, my great-grandmother's hand would reach down from the Heavens and give me such a smack that I find making pie crust not only easier than dealing with Zombie Great-Grandmother, but also somewhat relaxing and b) cherries are not in season.

Any suggestions for making something cherry pie-like that would not cause a Zombie Great-Grandmother invasion? Or do I suck it up and call the Grand Traverse Pie Company and call it done? I like to bake, by the by, and have Wednesday off.


DavidS - Nov 22, 2010 3:44:43 pm PST #6855 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cherries!

Thanks, Erin.

Man, I love cherry pie. Might be my fav.


Deena - Nov 22, 2010 3:45:21 pm PST #6856 of 30001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Aims, what about using dried cherries, like in this recipe: [link]


-t - Nov 22, 2010 3:46:36 pm PST #6857 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aims, are canned or frozen cherries are as bad as premade pie crust?

Eta: ooh, dried cherries are yum.


Aims - Nov 22, 2010 3:48:08 pm PST #6858 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I know that I sound like a total asshole snob, but *in* a pie, yeah.

On cheesecake, however, there is nothing better. Nom nom nom.

It's the only area in which I am a horrific food snob.

Deena - that sounds yummy yummy.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2010 3:50:16 pm PST #6859 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think grocery store checkout ladies like my stuff the most. It's where I get the most compliments. Today's lady liked the dragonfly pendant that Kat gave me. Being a couple minutes late for work was a little more worth it, I suppose.

What does it mean on deviantArt when someone gives you a llama badge? I just got two. I mean...llamas.


lisah - Nov 22, 2010 3:54:24 pm PST #6860 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Argh! Finally have time to catch up on Terriers and the DVR randomly didn't record 3 episodes!


beth b - Nov 22, 2010 3:55:29 pm PST #6861 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Frozen cherries with no sugar added are a good choice Aims. All your nutritionist say that frozen after picked is the best way to save nutrition and taste. and then you don't get that over sweet stuff that comes in cans

However -- if you want to cheat in a good way -- puff pastry - frozen. Very few people make there own puff pastry , even the best home cooks 'cheat' with that. And make Turnovers


Beverly - Nov 22, 2010 3:57:22 pm PST #6862 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

The bears story reminds me of the P.F. Worthless (Patrick F. McManus) story entitled, "Camping Coolers Hardly Ever Rip the Lids off Bears".

Handmade crust, Aims, and canned cherries? Expedient compromise?


Polter-Cow - Nov 22, 2010 3:58:47 pm PST #6863 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Finally have time to catch up on Terriers and the DVR randomly didn't record 3 episodes!

Noooooooo!