I think it's hysterical that the black women there have more dykey hair than I do. Given that on my most well-groomed days I have about the least hair ever. It's not how much you have, it's what you do with it.

Also, I'm pretty sure that I will never be able to think of the fauxhawk (especially dyed) as a straight woman's haircut. I just...my brain won't wrap itself around that. It's very narrow that way.

Let this trend flourish. Both meara and I will be happy.

But I'd be terribly disappointed if suddenly there were all these hot hot girls out there and they WEREN"T GAY!! I mean, it'd be like getting a bunch of chocolate and finding out it was secretly CAROB.

But I'd be terribly disappointed if suddenly there were all these hot hot girls out there and they WEREN"T GAY!! I mean, it'd be like getting a bunch of chocolate and finding out it was secretly CAROB.

I trust in your ability to pull hot hot girls of any persuasion.

::suddenly feels like chopped carob::

Even when my hair is its shortest, I never feel dykey, really. More like a five-year-old boy.

Rainy day at the library sounds fun

True. But getting there isn't so much.

Tommy those photos rock!

More like a five-year-old boy.

Yeah, me too. Five-year old boy with boobs. But I have *no* idea what people are seeing. I also spend a lot of time (like my first ten months here) being really gender unspecific or inclusive about stuff, so who knows how I read?

My boobs aren't even that big! So I always feel like I have to make sure I've got earrings and makeup on just so I read "girl".

I have absolutely no idea what people see, though.

A kid in my class just told me I look exactly like Alyson Hannigan. I look NOTHING like Alyson Hannigan, but hey, I'll take it!

Sparky, I decree that one of your birthday week chores should be posting a recent photo or video of your offspring.

seconding this

Sorry about your car, though!

... now returning you to the hair discussion.