I think the Martha Speaks app games are fun (but I'm a grownup...) and good for vocabulary, if not phonics.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 19, 2010 6:44:23 am PST #6283 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jessica - Nov 19, 2010 6:50:41 am PST #6284 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
OOOOOOF.
This baby girl is trying to do cartwheels inside my uterus. THERE IS NOT ROOM FOR THAT BABY GIRL. I PROMISE TO SIGN YOU UP FOR A TUMBLING CLASS AS SOON AS YOU ARE BORN, OK?
Jessica - Nov 19, 2010 6:54:41 am PST #6285 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ION, these are real:
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tommyrot - Nov 19, 2010 6:55:41 am PST #6286 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pope Calls Health Care An ‘Inalienable Right,’ Urges World Governments To Provide Universal Coverage
So does that mean the Pope is Hitler?
A while ago I read about a Catholic bishop in the US who was talking about the evils of universal health care or somesuch. Dude! Your boss (who happens to be infallible) says you're wrong!
Gudanov - Nov 19, 2010 6:59:14 am PST #6287 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
So does that mean the Pope is Hitler?
Even worse, a socialist Hitler.
§ ita § - Nov 19, 2010 7:04:36 am PST #6288 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ION, these are real:
Oh, for FUCK'S sake.
Hil R. - Nov 19, 2010 7:29:55 am PST #6289 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Heh. The "Don't drink and drive" thing reminds me of when my sister and I were kids, and we got all the "don't drink and drive, and don't get in a car if the driver has been drinking" stuff at school. One night, our family went out for pizza, and my dad got a beer. He drank maybe half of it, with probably three slices of pizza. We get to the car to go home, and my sister and I both completely refused to get in the car if he was driving. No way, no how, he'd had a beer and we would NOT get in a car when the driver had been drinking. My parents decided that appeasing us would be easier than trying to explain "Half a beer with a lot of food doesn't make you too drunk to drive" to elementary school kids, so my mom drove home.
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2010 7:36:33 am PST #6290 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
College football weirdness: Only one end zone to be used at Wrigley game
In response to the fact that the back-middle of the east end zone was just a foot from a thickly padded wall, the Big Ten has decided not to use that end zone for any offensive plays:
1. All offensive plays will head toward the West end zone, including all extra points and all overtime possessions.
2. All kickoffs will be kicked toward the East end zone.
3. After every change of possession, the ball will be repositioned for the offense to head toward the West end zone.
4. As a result of a coin toss held by the conference office Friday morning, Illinois will occupy the West team bench in the first half and Northwestern will occupy the West team bench in the second half and for all overtime periods.
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2010 7:39:09 am PST #6291 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kathy A - Nov 19, 2010 7:40:31 am PST #6292 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just made my final car payment--yay!!!