~ma to your family, ChiKat.
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Spidra Webster - Nov 19, 2010 5:30:29 am PST #6263 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Spidra Webster - Nov 19, 2010 5:31:55 am PST #6264 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I guess I'm lucky the hypernatremia effects woke me up because I would have been woken up otherwise by the middle school band marching down our street at 7:15. Am I really a grouch for thinking this is a bit beyond the pale?
§ ita § - Nov 19, 2010 5:34:46 am PST #6265 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Living in New Orleans I was woken up by marching bands all the time...I prefer it to construction and dump trucks, which is usually what wakes me up here.
In Vancouver, BFF's mother did breakfast for us, and it was bagels, which were Montreal bagels, which leads me to realise I don't know if those are Montreal bagels or just Canadian bagels, but they are THE BEST BAGELS EVER and I miss them terribly.
However, the jalapeno bagel at Coffee Bean is some kind of weird, and I like it a lot too. Not as a bagel, but as a harddo bread substitute, it's the closest I've found yet.
Spidra Webster - Nov 19, 2010 5:36:54 am PST #6266 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Definitely preferable to construction. But wakes me up regardless of whether I'm wearing earplugs or not... I'll bet the bands are better in NOLA, though.
I've heard Montreal bagels give NYC bagels a run for their $.
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2010 5:40:27 am PST #6267 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amy - Nov 19, 2010 5:43:29 am PST #6268 of 30001
Because books.
The baby cat woke me up at six this morning by jumping onto the night table and knocking over the lamp and my iced tea, which spilled all over me, the bed, and the floor.
And yet, he still lives. Grrr.
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2010 5:44:17 am PST #6269 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cashmere - Nov 19, 2010 5:48:46 am PST #6270 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Olivia has been on me about "drinking and driving." She is very adamant that I not drink and drive--anything. She told me that the police will take me to jail if I drink and drive. So as I was trying to take the kids to school this morning and drink my first cup of coffee (out of my Buffy travel mug) she told me I shouldn't drink and drive.
I explained to her that "don't drink and drive" referred to alcohol only and that I could drink coffee, water or soda and drive. She asked why. I explained that alcohol affects your brain and body in a way that makes it unsafe to drive.
"Mom," she said, "if you put alcohol in your coffee mug the police won't know it's in there."
I am speechless.
Sparky1 - Nov 19, 2010 5:52:38 am PST #6271 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
"Mom," she said, "if you put alcohol in your coffee mug the police won't know it's in there."
Oh, her teen-age years are going to be so much fun!
Then you really will need alcohol.
flea - Nov 19, 2010 5:54:26 am PST #6272 of 30001
information libertarian
I love Olivia.
Cash, can you recommend any educational iTouch apps for kids? I'd love something that does timed addition and subtraction stuff for Casper, or anything that pushes phonics, and Dillo would like something fun with letters and sounds. Ideas?