Sending you much love, msbelle.
Why is she not telling him what high school she went to? Also, how much trouble am I causing by sending him home with more questions?
She's freaking out just like you are because clearly she IS the whatever-her-name-is that you remember from high school? That's my guess anyway.
All right! It's time to finish my Self Assessment. What are the top three contributions I want to make next year? Hmmm.
I have to polish up my cover letter and submit applications for two different jobs at my campus, both of which would be essentially the same stuff I'm doing now, but for much more money and in divisions where I would never, ever again have contact with Rage Nurse or Vengeance Doc. Why is this onerous? Why am I not all over this? I don't understand me.
Change is hard, even when it's good for you.
Ah, msbelle. I hope you can work something out, because that does Not sound like good times.
Oh my god. The author who put a hard return at the end of every line e-mailed back and said -- I swear to you -- "I don't know what a paragraph return is. Please advise."
I don't even know how to explain what the fuck a paragraph return is. It's A PARAGRAPH RETURN!
Can you just ask him to make it more obvious where the paragraph breaks are in his manuscript?
Oh my god. The author who put a hard return at the end of every line e-mailed back and said -- I swear to you -- "I don't know what a paragraph return is. Please advise."
Wow. That's...wow.
I'd keep things as simple as possible and say "hit the enter key twice". And if he asks what the enter key is, punch him in the face.